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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 4:10 am 
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LMFAO! Cucumber might help. Seriously, there is NOBDOY crushable here.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 11:59 am 
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Yeah bro!

Oh I don't think I told you all about another new crush of mine. We've been talking a lot on the Grindrs. He's veg, and a ginger! :)


Jackpot!

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 12:00 pm 
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daisychain wrote:
Today I am crushing on my ex because there is nobody else to crush on. Somebody hit me over the head with a butternut squash.

All I have is a really large cucumber.


At least put a condom on it if you're going to share that!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 8:15 pm 
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So on-off-crush-boy is a jerk. Not really, since he was sick yesterday, but seriously? If you spend a Saturday night kissing, handholding, dancing, and getting all sweaty at a show together, then walk her out and say a cute goodbye, chastise her for her 'doubting eyes' when you say you want to see her tomorrow, then never call or text her, you're kind of a jerk. And then she calls at 10.30 and wakes you up, you say you've felt sick, and she feels mean, but is angry you didn't have the forethought to text me "Hey, I'm feeling crummy. Raincheck?"
So he said he'll call today.
But I'm not holding my breath.

So I'm flirting with a very, very cute girl on a dating site.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:26 pm 
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Today the new crew of grad students came to campus. And I started chatting with one and got that crush feeling. You know, meeting really smart, ambitious people who are trying to change the world. And are tall ladies with long dark hair. But then when the prof had people pull out laptops for an exercise, I noticed her background was her and some dude. Mostly I am relieved that I can have crush-like feelings for someone.


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 1:54 am 
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CRUSH. GUYS. OMG. We sat on my couch and watched TV and he played with my hair for like an hour and a half non-stop. Dudes. Did you know there are people out there who'll pet you and scritch your head for an hour and a half straight? I thought people just do that for a minute or two and then their hand gets tired and they stop.

(and in case ya'lls are curious, that was all we did)

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 2:51 am 
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Crush! Girl came into my work today and new to the city, veg, and close to my age. Definitely hung out tonight, but with her sister and my roommate. Some flirting, but nothing definite.

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PostPosted: Sat Aug 25, 2012 8:33 am 
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awww I'm vicariously crushing through you guys, it's sweet. :)


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 7:19 am 
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There's a new person in my department (he transferred from another department & is going to mostly work in the field) and I was talking to him yesterday about IDs since I need to make him one and I said something or other about pictures (we've got a guy who can take really good quality pictures) and somehow I managed to accidentally infer that he was ugly. Or at least, he teased me saying that's what I said. Which flustered me so much because he's actually one of the cutest guys I've seen at work. New crush alert. (And I suck at flirting so I just stammered)

Someone teach me how to flirt!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 4:22 am 
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My latest crush and I had our second platonic(ish) date and I left it with more of a crush than I started it with. We drank wine on a playground and played ukulele and were possibly inappropriately flirty and touchy with each other.


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I have six guys I have a crush on. O. M. G.

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PostPosted: Sat Sep 01, 2012 8:45 am 
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strawberryrock wrote:
I am totally in need of a new crush but all I've been doing lately is hanging out at home with my cat, writing and eating popcorn. Well, I do sort of have a crush on a girl who works at the New Seasons in my neighborhood. Maybe I should go get a latte there. And complain about their lack of vegan gluten-free baked goods. Because complaining is totally sexy. Or something.


That shiitake can totally be turned around into cuteness! At least in my brain! One of the four rotating "we don't know each other but you seriously have a muffin problem" conversations I had with Bakery Girl (BG) was re: how they would have all my money if they sold vegan donuts! Complaining? Kind of. Sexy? Well, not unsexy, exactly...

Now BG and I never worked out (in no small part because she's probably straight...), but! But! Reasons!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 4:04 am 
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Alright. So THE crush (guy I've had a crush on for literally 3 years) is finally single. We hung out the other day and did nerd stuff. He also totally found my OkCupid and messaged me but in a making-fun-of-me way. Have absolutely no idea what to do. Help me, PPK!


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 7:29 am 
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I would like a crush.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 10:49 am 
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Alright. So THE crush (guy I've had a crush on for literally 3 years) is finally single. We hung out the other day and did nerd stuff. He also totally found my OkCupid and messaged me but in a making-fun-of-me way. Have absolutely no idea what to do. Help me, PPK!

Flirt him uppppp!

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Alright. So THE crush (guy I've had a crush on for literally 3 years) is finally single. We hung out the other day and did nerd stuff. He also totally found my OkCupid and messaged me but in a making-fun-of-me way. Have absolutely no idea what to do. Help me, PPK!

In order to find someone on OKC and make fun of them, you have to also be on OKC... Just saying.
That sounds an awful lot like an acknowledgement of mutual single-ness to me!

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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 3:21 pm 
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Dandelion wrote:
Sass wrote:
Alright. So THE crush (guy I've had a crush on for literally 3 years) is finally single. We hung out the other day and did nerd stuff. He also totally found my OkCupid and messaged me but in a making-fun-of-me way. Have absolutely no idea what to do. Help me, PPK!

In order to find someone on OKC and make fun of them, you have to also be on OKC... Just saying.
That sounds an awful lot like an acknowledgement of mutual single-ness to me!


Yeah, I think he might have just pulled your pigtails and ran away.


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PostPosted: Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:29 pm 
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Yeah, I think he might have just pulled your pigtails and ran away.

My thoughts exactly. Flirt with him shamelessly and report back often.

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fezza wrote:
Yeah, I think he might have just pulled your pigtails and ran away.

I hope so :) We're gonna hang out sometime this week, I'm so excited!


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PostPosted: Mon Sep 03, 2012 2:58 am 
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:<

That is how I feel about having crushes.

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Mars wrote:
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THIS IS EXACTLY RIGHT.

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I have a Level 100 crush. Ugh! It makes me feel almost equally good and bad.

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I have a crush! I always do. Every time I go into the store he works in (which is a lot; it's a music store that I love) I turn into a forking goober. He's so forking cute. And nice!


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I have a crush too. But I shouldn't. Totally the wrong person. Gah!

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