The Crush Thread

lycophyte · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:52 pm

Mars wrote:

Awh fork where'd I read 24th?! I don't know if that's enough time for the perfect outfit but it'll have to do

Also, you have to go

I want to go to parties with you!

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

Mars wrote:

Awh fork where'd I read 24th?! I don't know if that's enough time for the perfect outfit but it'll have to do

Also, you have to go

I think I might be way too broke, sadly. I was mostly saying I was going to her to get her to come buuut maybe I should save my money for Gaycation. It is the best theme ever, though.

VeganFoodRocks · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 6:45 pm

guys! I have a crush! My bf and I just broke up a few weeks ago but I've been totally crushing on this guy that works at Trader Joe's for months! It was an innocent crush, I go through his line, we joke around, he doesnt charge me full price and thats it. Now that I'm single I've been talking and flirting with him more and I'm pretty sure he is also interested in me! Last week he indirectly asked for my phone number, which like an idiot I didn't realize until I left. I saw him tonight and he was stocking one of the aisles so we stopped and shot the shiitake for awhile. He made sure to let me kknow he was working Thursday and to make sure I go through his line.

I can't wait til Thursday to do my grocery shopping!!

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:02 pm

VFR, that is awesome! I have always secretly wanted a grocery store clerk to flirt me up... they are often so good looking, and also CHEAP FOOD.

Just think, if you guys start dating, he can send you dirty text messages like "I'm getting all hot and sweaty lifting all this quinoa." "Hey baby, I've got some hot meat for you... by which I mean, we got a new shipment of soyrizo and I'm making you spicy quesadillas for dinner."

LIVE THE DREAM

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

lycophyte wrote:

Mars wrote:

Awh fork where'd I read 24th?! I don't know if that's enough time for the perfect outfit but it'll have to do

Also, you have to go

I want to go to parties with you!

Oh also, come to pdx obviously, there is pretty much a queer dance party every weekend, sometimes more than one!

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:08 pm

strawberryrock wrote:

lycophyte wrote:

Mars wrote:

Awh fork where'd I read 24th?! I don't know if that's enough time for the perfect outfit but it'll have to do

Also, you have to go

I want to go to parties with you!

Oh also, come to pdx obviously, there is pretty much a queer dance party every weekend, sometimes more than one!

I want to become queer so I can go to PDX and go to queer dance parties with you guys.

C'mon, work some of that gay-conversion magic that people are always freaking out about! Lead me to the promised land!

Mars · **Posted:** Wed Jan 09, 2013 12:26 am

You can come and just pretend! We won't tell on you!

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

DarthCupcake wrote:

C'mon, work some of that gay-conversion magic that people are always freaking out about! Lead me to the promised land!

I'll try my hardest.

(Psst straight people can go to these things, it's allowed.)

lycophyte · **Posted:** Wed Jan 09, 2013 2:00 pm

strawberryrock wrote:

lycophyte wrote:

Mars wrote:

Awh fork where'd I read 24th?! I don't know if that's enough time for the perfect outfit but it'll have to do

Also, you have to go

I want to go to parties with you!

Oh also, come to pdx obviously, there is pretty much a queer dance party every weekend, sometimes more than one!

Maybe this summer, shall see what I do with my next furlough. I have no idea yet. But i would love to!

allularpunk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:09 am

My crush may be coming over tonight, but he doesn't get home from work until 10pm-ish, so I'm hoping he will be up for hangouts. Also, I'm hoping I'll be up for hangouts, because I slept like shiitake last night.

But this time we can sit on my couch and make out, which would be rad, regardless of how sexy it was to make out on my hardwood floor last time.

VeganFoodRocks · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 10:17 am

It's Thursday! That means I get to see my TJ's guy tonight when I go food shopping!

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

Guys. Tonight is third hang out or date or whatever it is with my crush and I feel like IF I DON'T KISS HER NOW I NEVER WILL you know?

I might throw up just thinking about it!

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 7:43 pm

kiss herrrrr

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

I don't even know how to begin going about that though. Unless I get suuuuuper drunk. Which is a strategy with varying levels of success.

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:04 pm

"hey I'm planning on putting my mouth near/on your mouth in like, 30 seconds, please let me know now if this is a bad idea"

allularpunk · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:06 pm

Yes, boober makes a good point. Be forward. Otherwise, you might enter that cycle again of not knowing and then disappointment that you mentioned earlier! My first kiss with my crush was definitely initiated by me. I just said, 'Hey. Come here.' And then smooch. It was all good.

DarthCupcake · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:07 pm

"Spoiler alert! You are about to be kissed! Unless you do not consent!"

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

Yeah, everyone who has kissed me in the recent past (future? what?) has pretty much been like, hey, can I kiss you, or, I want to kiss you, and I've been like, ok, totes.

But I still don't think I can do it myself.

booberthefraggle · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:19 pm

you can!!!

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

Also I am wearing low heels and maybe that's stupid but my outfit is a little harder femme than it usually is I don't knoooow!

choirqueer · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:27 pm

I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

choirqueer wrote:

I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"

It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?

Tofulish · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:32 pm

'cept that isn't sexy. Unless the other person is a dinosaur-furry

choirqueer · **Posted:** Thu Jan 10, 2013 8:32 pm

strawberryrock wrote:

choirqueer wrote:

I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"

It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?

Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1662

choirqueer wrote:

strawberryrock wrote:

choirqueer wrote:

I've (a long time ago) had success with "What would your reaction be, if I kissed you right now?" Then if the person is like "noooo thanks" you can still be like "okay, phew, good thing I was just asking theoretically!"

It was really just a thought experiment! Haha! What would your reaction be if I turned into a dinosaur right now?

Well, what would your reaction be if you turned into a dinosaur and then I kissed you?

I hope you're really asking me this because the answer is EXTREMELY POSITIVE.

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