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PostPosted: Mon Jul 08, 2013 2:04 pm 
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So, I have this work crush who makes me SO INSANELY AWKWARD. I don't get it. I'm usually not this awkward around people-- even when I have crushes. I'm usually really confident and its generally easy for me to have conversations with people I'm into. But, man.

A few weeks ago I introduced myself to him in possibly the most awkward way ever. Then later, when someone (who didn't know I had introduced myself to him already) tried to introduce him and he was just like "Yea. We met." and laughed because we both knew it had been such an awkward interaction.

I have seen him a lot since then, and we've said hi to each other in passing and stuff. But finally today I tried to initiate a small-talk conversation with him... and totally failed at it. I don't know what's wrong with me-- but he turns me into a pile of awkward weirdness. So, today was just so SO WEIRD. He seriously must think I'm such a weirdo.

Ugh.

I finally just had a great and non-disaster conversation with my work crush! And he's gonna come play with my foster-kittens! And he asked for my phone number! And he's INSANELY ADORABLE! Woooooooooo!!!

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PS: Im living vicariously through all ya'lls now, so you better be having hot sex 'cause I ain't gettin' sheet.

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 12:20 am 
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So, I have this work crush who makes me SO INSANELY AWKWARD. I don't get it. I'm usually not this awkward around people-- even when I have crushes. I'm usually really confident and its generally easy for me to have conversations with people I'm into. But, man.

A few weeks ago I introduced myself to him in possibly the most awkward way ever. Then later, when someone (who didn't know I had introduced myself to him already) tried to introduce him and he was just like "Yea. We met." and laughed because we both knew it had been such an awkward interaction.

I have seen him a lot since then, and we've said hi to each other in passing and stuff. But finally today I tried to initiate a small-talk conversation with him... and totally failed at it. I don't know what's wrong with me-- but he turns me into a pile of awkward weirdness. So, today was just so SO WEIRD. He seriously must think I'm such a weirdo.

Ugh.

I finally just had a great and non-disaster conversation with my work crush! And he's gonna come play with my foster-kittens! And he asked for my phone number! And he's INSANELY ADORABLE! Woooooooooo!!!


I'm just going to keep quoting myself so you can easily follow my awkward saga.

So, during the mostly-successful convo I had with my crush the other day (referenced above), I found out that he has a 4-year old son. Then yesterday he brought his son into the store where we work. I was stocking a shelf, then all of a sudden, they were in the same aisle. And instead of acting like a normal human being, I just totally stopped what I was doing and stared at them. My heart almost exploded from the sweetness and cuteness of them together-- and I just couldn't take my eyes away.

Ugh. Why do I have to turn into an awkward mess 98% of the time I'm around him??

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 11, 2013 2:12 am 
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My crush told me today... "happy birthday, handsome"

Handsome! That's a thing! That people say to... people they think are handsome!

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PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 6:57 am 
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Mars wrote:
My crush told me today... "happy birthday, handsome"

Handsome! That's a thing! That people say to... people they think are handsome!


Unless it's like - "Happy Birthday! Hand some of that cake my way." or somesuch but you probably would have mentioned that part... ha! and, before I forget, Happy Birthday, Handsome!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 8:19 am 
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Crush on an OKC boy. He likes nature adventures, and is super thoughtful when he writes. I am so gushy, it hurts.
(Curse you adventures! He's out having them til Monday, which means 2 more days til he responds to the last things I wrote. a adjg ajlfal fauiler hqulr.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 12, 2013 11:02 pm 
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Ugh. My work crush asked for my phone number on Monday and he hasn't called me yet.
I can't handle the suspense! It's torture!!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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I've decided that maybe it's not such a good idea to go to the river with my crush. Especially alone. He's probably going to take his shirt off. :( HOW WILL I DEAL. Guys I'm scared.

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Yep he took his shirt off. Yep he's as hot without his shirt as I imagined. Ugh it was so hard not to stare.

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Came home late from cycling adventures, and had several notes from nature boy saying: Hey are you back, can we skype? And it was a million o'clock, and we were both tired, and we did. For a long time. He looked so snoozy and cuddly. (Cuter than cute.)

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Oh and he showed me around his amazing 1950's ranch house. Wood paneling. Cowboy bedspread. Very classy, not-childish... Cowboy. Bedspread.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Jul 21, 2013 11:36 am 
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Mars wrote:
I've decided that maybe it's not such a good idea to go to the river with my crush. Especially alone. He's probably going to take his shirt off. :( HOW WILL I DEAL. Guys I'm scared.


AHAHHAA I totally had this same problem recently, I feel ya <3

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:56 am 
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Oh jeebus y'all... That guy, the one I was telling you about in a different thread who gave me his number. Def. spent the night at his place. forkin sexy and cute, dudes.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 07, 2013 3:24 pm 
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I finally get to post in here! I have a bit of a crush on a doctor at work. He seems to be really shy. Strangely. he only chats to me when there is nobody else around. Rest of the time he basically doesn't talk much unless spoken to first. To make him even more swoon worthy he is genuinely happy when a patient shows improvement for the person themselves and not in yay for me for doing that way.

Yeah..... so..... I'm totally going to have to keep me from drooling at work.

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Yesssss finally dc, you're one of us now!

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Now lets crack on with the wedding plans..... No where can I hire me a unicorn? Would having a unicorn driven carriage be vegan or not?

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Vegan cause unicorns are doing that consensually, and for mad pay yo.

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Okay people! I know I'm on a road trip and should be livvvvin it up but I just keep wishing I could kiss my crush (who's in Portland) hah.

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I didn't get to chat to my crush today. The only time I past him in the office I was up to my eyes busy. Bummer.

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Ugh. My friend just confirmed something I didn't want confirmed. One of my friends (who lives here in the Bay Area) apparently has a crush on me. I had a suspicion but I was hoping if I ignored it it would go away. They're basically brothers that live together too, and the one with the crush has some real tendencies towards getting real emo and grumpy so my friend seems like he's actually hoping I would hook up with the crushed one so it would make his life easier or something? Ugh I really am not into my friend that way. But I think he's been talked a bit into the idea as well, so I keep feeling these awkward moments where we're being purposedly left alone. Uggggh please don't make me go there.

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mars, that sounds really uncomfortable. D:


I am crushed the fork OUT. between cemetery wanderings, forest exploration, meteor shower make outs and van sex, i'm completely hung up on this cutie. /sigh/

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 1:31 pm 
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Urgh! Nothing worse than that Mars! I HATE when people try set me up with someone I have no interest in but they are interested in me. It leads to all sorts of awkwardness.

I didn't get to talk to my crush at work at all today. I have noticed that every time he talks to me he smiles and I noticed him watching me during a meeting yesterday from the other room and smiling.

He either loves me or else there was something on my face that shouldn't be there.

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He either loves me or else there was something on my face that shouldn't be there.

Or both

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 10:34 pm 
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Sooooo I have a date tomorrow with my crush. EEEeeeeeek. I'm feeling so forking twitterpated about this one you guys.

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