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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 4:02 pm 
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PostPosted: Sat Aug 17, 2013 8:10 pm 
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Oooooh! You are on your date now! Hope it is going well x

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I'm about to go on my date and I'm feeling all annoyed by the fact that I couldn't squeeze in a shower today (still homeless so there's logistical reasons for this), and the shirt I wanted to wear was hella wrinkly so I'm worried the outfit I've picked is too casual. (No, it's not supposed to be fancy dress but when dating I usually dress up fancy regardless).

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Ughhhhhhh man crush crush crush land. Our night went really well. As did our morning haaaaiiiiii-ooooooo. Dude knows how to werk it. Fork.

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Thrilled for you!

I'm working tomorrow so I get to see my crush. I won't see him a lot though because of meetings. Boooo.

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Guys. I'm so bad at having a crush. I'm the frakken worst at it! I just get so forkin excited annnnnnnd feel like I'm going to barf annnnnnnnd can't really concentrate on anything else at all. And I don't mean any of those things in the good way. I mean like I have to curl up in my bed and bite my pillow and wish I didn't have the crush at all.

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Mars wrote:
Guys. I'm so bad at having a crush. I'm the frakken worst at it! I just get so forkin excited annnnnnnd feel like I'm going to barf annnnnnnnd can't really concentrate on anything else at all. And I don't mean any of those things in the good way. I mean like I have to curl up in my bed and bite my pillow and wish I didn't have the crush at all.

Me too :( Happy squishy crush feelings are the best! And then my brain starts doing it's thing and it's like nooo stop.

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My new super-crush lives across the country but we met on this coast and had a little romance for a few week here. :( He texts me poems and jokes about supreme court justices. :0 Want.

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He said my curry is "the best curry [he's] ever had." Well, well. Now you have to do me.

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My crush said Ginny (my dog) is "perfection".

Yes. Finally someone who knows the real way to my heart.

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Score! Definitely a keeper!

I had to tell my crush yesterday that he had to examine someone's butt because of bruising. It was mighty good fun.

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I've found the perfect excuse to ask him out and I'm seeing him tonight, I just need to do it.


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Yes, ask him!

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I texted him about it and he's out of town with his parents and won't be back until next week, but he definitely wants to hang out!


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Yay! That's great!

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So, everyone, it's going really well with my crush. Like crazy well. I should probably give him a PPK code name, but I can't think of what. Maybe just K. Anyways ya'll, it's so fun to be finally dating someone who actually wants to be dating someone.

We watched 'The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas' last night, which he (and his roomies) had never heard of before! I think as soon as he saw Burt Reynolds I gained about a million cool points for introducing it to him, and we spent a long time trying to convince his lesbian roomies that Burt Reynolds is total babe city.

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Although one issue definitely needs to be figured out. We don't get good sleeps together. It's a bummer because I know it's not that way with everyone for me, B.P. and I slept really well together. I don't know what's up but we're both waking up often, shifting positions, my arms are falling asleep really often... I don't know.

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Mars, sleeping well together can take awhile. Also, maybe post sex/snuggles it is not important? (or maybe it is; who's to say?)

I went to an event co-hosted by a person who is, perhaps, my longest standing local crush. They are one of the most attractive people I know (uggghhh, omg. Just... Uggghhh... I cannot begin to describe) Also, they are so smart and kind and thoughtful. I know nothing will ever happen w/ this crush, but talking to them is always like : Wow! Also, they lent me two books. I want to make out with their brain and also them.
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Well I know it's usually supposed to be one of those things that take time, but it's just annoying because with my last beau, it was always good, right from the very first time! (Though K's better at the sex part, so it's totally something I'm happy to deal with!)

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You guys!!!!!
I met internet crush. Several times. It feels like we're BFFs already. Went for loooong walks and had drinks and could hardly stop talking.
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Mars wrote:
Well I know it's usually supposed to be one of those things that take time, but it's just annoying because with my last beau, it was always good, right from the very first time! (Though K's better at the sex part, so it's totally something I'm happy to deal with!)

Sexytimes > Sleep !!

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I am usually a terrible sleeper-with-er. One of the things I loved about my ex was that it was so easy to fall asleep together. I think finding a comfortable shared temperature really helps stop regular waking up/getting uncomfortable.


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There is a very tall, very blond hipster dude who comes into my work occasionally and I think he is so cute. He also is always super nice and polite(most customers are not all that pleasant). Nothing will ever happen, because I'm a chicken shiitake, also he is way too tall for me. I would look like his young daughter walking next to him. It is always nice to see him though. I make sure that I don't go on break or anything while he is shopping so I can ring him up.


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So my crush (K) came and stopped by my new work yesterday and gave me a kiss on the lips so casual while I was working! I work in customer service and I wear an apron and stuff so this seemed like kinda a naughty thing to do! But it was so cute and non-chalant like a couple would do. Today we finally go on our much anticipated date (first one this week - he's been crazy busy). Oh and we sent each other naughty texts for the first time yesterday, which I've been resisting because I'm not sure how raunchy this guy is yet. I'm getting a really positive response to my raunch, I think he's a promising prospect!

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There is a very tall, very blond hipster dude who comes into my work occasionally and I think he is so cute. He also is always super nice and polite(most customers are not all that pleasant). Nothing will ever happen, because I'm a chicken shiitake, also he is way too tall for me. I would look like his young daughter walking next to him. It is always nice to see him though. I make sure that I don't go on break or anything while he is shopping so I can ring him up.


Aww, the boy I'm dating is like a full foot taller than me. We make it work. Honestly, we look adorable together, especially since his retriever is usually walking in between us, under us holding hands.

Yay Mars!!! He sounds adorable.

We're at the awkward point of definitely not seeing other people/not wanting to, but not sure if it's too soon to break out the girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other label. And the awkward, "I love THIS about you." or "I only do it out of love." awkward nonsense instead of just saying it outright.
Damnit I just want to be like, "Hey, dude. Ima call you my boyfriend when I introduce you, ok? Cause I'm starting to fall in love with you. Not just your dorky smile." We'll see how that goes...

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