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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:25 pm 
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Do it!!!! Do it for the people like me!!!

DONE!

I got a response!

…but it was spam asking if I was ready for giant cork.
Or, at least I hope it was spam.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 8:07 pm 
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Do it!!!! Do it for the people like me!!!

DONE!

I got a response!

…but it was spam asking if I was ready for giant cork.
Or, at least I hope it was spam.

Whoa! I actually just got another response that seems legit! It mentioned something very specific about me, so its definitely not spam. So, it's definitely from someone who saw me there, whether or not it's him. I have no idea how to respond!

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Keep on chatting, you'll figure it out! Neat!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 11:45 pm 
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Yay! Exciting!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 5:28 pm 
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So a friend of mine that decided for the sake of all human kind I need to get with that really super hot doctor with the smile to die for. So once college work is done...... like the games begin!

Or at least me trying to find a way to figure out how I would at least get close enough to say "Hi" for a start.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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An old crush just texted me to ask for advice on what kind of fitness gadget he should buy...for his girlfriend.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 6:19 pm 
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So, the weirdest thing just happened. I went into the same cafe where I saw Missed Connections Dude (MCD) last week… and he was there!! The thing that's weird is that when MCD responded to the post last week we traded a few emails and he said that he was from Virginia and would be leaving the next day to go home, so that was that and we stopped talking. NOW I'M SO CONFUSED! Was it actually him that responded and he was just blowing me off? Did he go back to Virginia, then come back here for some reason? Was it a totally different person who responded to my post and not MCD at all?? It had to have been someone who was actually there that day because whoever responded described one of my tattoos perfectly…but in my initial post I was very specific about who the post was for-- I described what he was wearing, what he was doing, etc. There's no way someone else mistook it for them. So, was I forked with?? SO CONFUSED!! I was so perplexed that I didn't have the guts to be like "…is your name [insert name of person who emailed me about the post]?" We made eye contact a few times and he seemed to have no awareness that anything weird or awkward was happening, so I'm pretty sure he wasn't the person who emailed me. Whaaaaaaaat?!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
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An old crush just texted me to ask for advice on what kind of fitness gadget he should buy...for his girlfriend.

[fart noise]

Kegel balls?

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 3:34 pm 
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Ok, so remember the super hot medical doctor that I've only ever actually passed in the corridors and exchanged "hi" with but managed to find out a ton about because I totally should be a private investigator? Well I was strolling back to the library yesterday after getting a cup of tea and some fresh air and had to pass through the cafe. Out of the corner of my eye I noticed someone watching me.

Yep. It was him.

Now it was probably because the dress I was wearing made my boobs look absolutely huge but I'll take that!

Buy yer wedding hats!

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 10:24 pm 
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Suppose it would be gauche to wear the same one as last time yeah?

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 11:09 pm 
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So there's this super foxy guy that I'm totes crushing on big-time, but he has a partner. No, I haven't checked if they are monogamous, and in queer Portland life, it's quite possible. But still. Oh man. He's as much of (actually, more so) a musical theater dork as me, and we sung musical theater karaoke together a couple weeks ago and like, we duet so good together.

Okay so here's the thing though with me. I do this kind of thing all the time. I met someone yesterday who looks a lot like him/has a similar vibe. So, naturally, I flirted the heck out of them and def came on to them (and they were into it). Here's my problem though: I think I just came onto this person because they remind me of this other person! I've definitely done this kind of thing before. Awh man, I hope it doesn't get me into too much dramas.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 9:53 am 
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Mars wrote:
Suppose it would be gauche to wear the same one as last time yeah?


I say it is fine so do it!

Yikes. could be messy. I say play it safe and get with guy number two. If it turns out guy number 1 does do open relationships and his partner doesn't then it could totally be messy.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 12:12 pm 
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I think I don't understand flirting. Is she flirting with me? Am I flirting back correctly? Am I flirting now??


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Sun Aug 17, 2014 6:20 pm 
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sorry, wrong thread.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 9:59 am 
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Yesterday I ended up hanging out with a guy I've "met" a thousand times, but whose name I don't know. He comes to where I work sometimes, and I was once stuck in a shoddy elevator with him in an old warehouse building. I'd never really had much of a conversation with him before yesterday when we hung out for about three hours, and I am now officially cah-razy about him.

And I don't know his name. YAY.


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 3:51 pm 
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Life hates me. Seriously. Today could have been "the day."

So I decided I would hit the library for an hour after work today to get some college work done. The sign had said it was open late today and tomorrow when I checked on Friday. (It's opening hours are altered for the summer). Now I was actually looking forward to going there. It's lovely and peaceful there and I get a lot done.

So as I turned in to the corridor leading to the library I was hit by a vision of extreme wonderfulness. Yes, he was at the library door on the phone outside it (there's a phone for staff use there to discourage from mobiles in the library). He smiled as I approached and asked me was I going in. Heart beating so loud I'm sure he could hear. I did manage to say yes. Went to open the door. Damn flipping thing was locked. He thought I had a key to get in.

Checked the sign on the door and they had crossed out the closing time and changed it to 5pm. After I said "they bloody well changed the closing time" he said they did.

So there was my brief conversation with him. Pity he was on the phone at the time. Oh well.

Damn librarians though..... do they have no consideration that I needed the library and it has gotten in the way of my studies and my potential but more than likely fictional love life?

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omg crushing pretty hard on someone. I need to calm down. Geez.


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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 2:23 am 
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I emailed the owner of the bar where I hung out with that guy on Sunday (I'm on their fantasy football league this year, so it was about the draft) and then I super duper casually asked what that guy's name was, since she seemed to know him.

But she did NOT know. And now she's asking the bar manager, so it's now gonna turn into a whole thing where everyone knows. GAH.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 1:03 am 
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Damnit. Met up with a group of guys whom I haven't seen in years, and one of whom who I've always thought was hot forking stuff was talking lots about being single (and horny), and how dating femmy trans guys is hot.

*explodes*

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Oooooooh!!!! Sounds promising!

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I emailed my comedy class crush about some stuff (work related stuff, plus something about my appreciation for a lesbian sex joke that no one else in the class got) and she emailed me back and I am resisting the urge to login to my work email and email her back after a few beers because I probably shouldn't be getting flirty in my work email maybe.

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 Post subject: Re: The Crush Thread
PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 12:18 am 
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You know those times when you have a cold and you feel shitty and then your crush tells you they wanna make out with you and then you feel like a million bucks? Yeah, those times are good.


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joyfulgirl wrote:
then your crush tells you they wanna make out with you

Wait unghhh I'm so out of the loooooop! omg

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You know those times when you have a cold and you feel shitty and then your crush tells you they wanna make out with you and then you feel like a million bucks? Yeah, those times are good.


YAASSSS!!!!
I am so excited for youuuu

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