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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 10:30 am 
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P.S. I hope Joanna sees this.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

julia! this is truly upsetting.

i need to go lie down.

(p.s. i feel like jess knew that if i ever came back to the ppk, i'd start by searching "joanna." well played, jess. WELL PLAYED.)


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Fri Jun 07, 2013 7:51 pm 
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joanna wrote:
jdfunks wrote:
P.S. I hope Joanna sees this.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

julia! this is truly upsetting.

i need to go lie down.

(p.s. i feel like jess knew that if i ever came back to the ppk, i'd start by searching "joanna." well played, jess. WELL PLAYED.)


I knew you'd come back!

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sat Jun 08, 2013 1:44 pm 
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I knew you'd come back!


nice try attempting to dodge the important issue at hand!


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Tue Jun 11, 2013 5:13 pm 
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i have 37 different kinds of shower soap in my bathroom. it didn't feel like a problem until i realized that i was thinking about buying more of the beets-and-topsoil-scented one while i was trying to figure out where to store the three unwrapped bars i had just brought home.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 2:09 am 
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 12, 2013 5:42 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
i don't know what a diorama is


I made a diorama of The Lorax when I was in elementary school, and it was the most awesome thing that has ever existed. I'm sad that you can't envision it.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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PICSPICSPICSPICSPICS!!!!!!

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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interrobang?! wrote:
PICSPICSPICSPICSPICS!!!!!!


No pics. It was glorious, though. Imagine a shoebox on its side, filled with fluffy tuffeta trees, and a tiny stump on which stood a tiny replica of the lorax. And other various Suess creatures. I wish my mom had kept it. I'm going to text her about it right now.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I'm imagining it, Allularpunk, and it sounds magical. :) I'm sad you don't have it anymore either.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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Sometimes I select clothes based on a complex formula derived from the likelihood that I'm going to get food on my clothes, the color of food I'm likely to get on my clothes, and the color of the clothes.

Okay, full honesty: sometimes the color and proportions of food stains already on the clothes factors in, too.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:34 pm 
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My husband rang to advise that he was having dinner with his brother, would not be late. Did I want to join them to eat or meet after for a drink?
I selected meeting for the drink knowing that I could then eat the last of the coconut pie ... he did take TWO pieces into the office! so I reckon my finishing it off is far.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:58 pm 
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My husband rang to advise that he was having dinner with his brother, would not be late. Did I want to join them to eat or meet after for a drink?
I selected meeting for the drink knowing that I could then eat the last of the coconut pie ... he did take TWO pieces into the office! so I reckon my finishing it off is far.

Ha, genius. I think I'd have done that as well.

I secretly want to have an awesome blog, but I don't know anything about the how-tos of designing anymore. I have a pretty good eye for it, but I don't know which programs to use for things like creating a header for my blog, etc. I don't want to talk to my partner about it, who might actually know some of the answers, because I haven't told him I started a blog yet since I know he'll read it. I'm not ready for people I know in person to read it! I have lots of good ideas for it, but I haven't really implemented them yet, so I don't want anyone to think my blog is dumb. And I haven't written for aaaaaages, so I have to get back into. I used to be a pretty good writer, so I'm really only rusty, I think. It's a work in progress, for sure. (Actually I think I will end up showing him when we've got a bit of time together this week.)

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:33 pm 
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My office smells like garlic because of the cheesy bean dip from The Great Vegan Bean Book I have in my little refrigerator. I moved it to the common fridge to stink up that one instead.


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Thu Jun 27, 2013 7:27 am 
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I'm really gassy, but I have to stay on the phones right now because I'm the only person here (who answers the phones - 2 people are off and 1 is on lunch). So I'm just letting them go since no one is near enough to hear/smell. At least, I hope that's the case.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I'm just now watching Seinfeld for the first time.... 2013...


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I find the smell of my partner's poo after they've used the toilet somehow comforting.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Fri Jun 28, 2013 3:52 am 
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I'm really gassy, but I have to stay on the phones right now because I'm the only person here (who answers the phones - 2 people are off and 1 is on lunch). So I'm just letting them go since no one is near enough to hear/smell. At least, I hope that's the case.


A few months ago, when I was working the late shift at the bookstore, I was up in the break room making a cup of tea at 5:30 pm. It was past office hours, and it was quiet, so I figured I was alone up there. I had been holding in a massive fart while on the sales floor, so while I was waiting for the kettle to boil, I let it rip, loudly and with abandon. A couple minutes later, I detected the telltale "tap tap tap" of a keyboard coming from the open office door of the IT department, not five feet from where I had been standing. I peeped around the corner, and yep, one of the IT folks was there working late. Derp.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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I think Arrested Development is funniest when retold by other people. I always find myself watching it because someone repeated some scene that made me laugh when they said it but the actual show isn't as funny.

My brother is always referencing some scene from a comedy (usually one that I have actually watched but I rarely recall the scene in question - which makes me worry about my memory but that's another story . . .) Anyway he goes into such detail in describing it and I find it embarrassing because it doesn't remind me, and it's rarely even funny the way he tells it. Now I often pretend I remember whatever it is to prevent him telling me about it.

Also I feel like the only person in the UK who doesn't like Miranda - please tell me you feel the same! (I'm used to this feeling though because I didn't like anything Vic and Bob did either, aside from Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased) which I thought was okay even though I am a huge fan of the 1960's original.)


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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
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My afternoon snack today was a beer and potato chips. And it felt so good.

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 Post subject: Re: The confessional
PostPosted: Sat Jun 29, 2013 2:16 pm 
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