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choirqueer
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Post subject: the No Context thread  Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:19 pm |
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| WELFARIST! |
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Here is where you can post the absurd things you think, say, or overhear.
The only rule is: Do not give any context for the thing you're posting. Don't tell us who said it. Don't tell us where you heard it. Don't tell us what you were doing when you thought it. NO CONTEXT. Go!
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I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation
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chatter710
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:22 pm |
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"And he CAME TO VISIT!"
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brian
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:26 pm |
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I keep tripping the alarms and I don't know how the fork it's happening so I'm just going to go in like John Rambo and kill everybody.
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WhiskersGal
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:41 pm |
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"Oh hell yea, I always went to the bar before I went to teach that afterschool program..forkin kids"
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"I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best."
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RandiJM
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:45 pm |
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"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."*
*My Favorite Person award goes to whoever knows this quote
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theCookieDoe
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:50 pm |
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| Attended Chelsea Clinton's Wedding |
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"Who needs long hair when you have THAT to-do list?"
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kfad
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:54 pm |
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| Heeeerrrrree's JACKY! |
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"But YOU answered the PHONE"
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Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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denali
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:02 pm |
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RandiJM wrote: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."*
*My Favorite Person award goes to whoever knows this quote Lewis Black!
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DrakeRedcrest
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:07 pm |
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| Should Write a Goddam Book Already |
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"Get your cows out of the stream!"
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"The one thing I would not do for Aubrey Plaza is harm a baby, by the way." - strawberryrock
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:24 pm |
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I didn't know Canada had a government.
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I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest
I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation
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Rowan
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:41 pm |
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Mumsie, do you want me to snort your ashes?
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NO MORE DRUG WAR
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tidbit
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:45 pm |
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If she's still here on Thursday I'll pet her!!
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❀madam dahlia❀
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:55 am |
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| That's Mrs. Silverstone to You |
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yep, the old head over the shoulder trick.
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jerusha
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:29 am |
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| Hoards Peppermint Jo-Jos |
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I'll do everything if he shows up on Friday!
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Alin
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:54 am |
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| Buys Peanut Chews in Bulk |
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I'm going home to wash my feet, I'll meet you at the coconut stand in 20 minutes.
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Phoenix
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:08 am |
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coconut ice cream = sex
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RandiJM
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:11 am |
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denali wrote: RandiJM wrote: "If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."*
*My Favorite Person award goes to whoever knows this quote Lewis Black! Yes! You're my new best friend call me every five minutes.* *whoever knows THAT quote gets my other award :)
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Ruby Rose
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:17 am |
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"I'm not sure I understand what a Jewish Orgasm would be".
(and yes, I'm at work)
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Who ATE MY DRIED POOP BAR?! - Guilty of Being Sprite
We are here to discuss the gender politics of cats, not your mommy issues. - Expired Sanity
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:51 am |
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"There are cookies in the kitchen but they probably have horse hooves in them or something."
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Lixa
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:47 am |
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"I'm gonna have to plead the ffffffffffffffffffffffffflamenco guitar"
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"Oh boy. First of all, William Shakespeare's Dildo Liberal Arts College has a great Art History program. Leave them out of this."-Hoveringdog
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deearess
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:57 am |
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2U is a band
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Re: my username "It's your initials! DRS I'm so smart." -appifanie
zensquiggle:Now I soooo want to grow bunnies in my garden!!!
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SpazAttack
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:05 am |
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aleshiaramone
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:15 am |
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| Huffs Nutritional Yeast |
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"The last thing I need is horny robots running around here, tripping over shiitake."
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Dr. Horrible
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:16 am |
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| Top of the food chain & doesn't need to prove it |
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So bladder owns the pen?
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Yeah it’s two R’s, h-o-r-r... yeah, right.
"So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?" "Like an oreo cookie! ... well, except for, you know, without the chocolaty cookie goodness."
DON'T WARN THE TADPOLES!
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SeitanSaidDance
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:17 am |
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"I think I'm gonna get picked up tonight, so I better go wash the cooch!"
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