the No Context thread

kfad · **Posted:** Tue Sep 25, 2012 10:29 pm

Well, that took a turn for the lesbian.

PugMom · **Joined:** Sat Sep 08, 2012 1:26 am **Posts:** 93

Take your logic and reason elsewhere. We don't need that shiitake here.

kfad · **Posted:** Sat Sep 29, 2012 3:38 am

You don't know how I am, mom...

TurningVioletViolet · **Joined:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:31 am **Posts:** 240

"Go make a clone and fork yourself".

choirqueer · **Posted:** Mon Oct 01, 2012 1:28 pm

Well, they should keep their dick out of your curry.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:41 am

The sack says to tell you it's entirely consensual.

pickledtreats · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:48 am

lutin wrote:

lepelaar wrote:

lutin wrote:

That hole isn't nearly big enough.
- lepelaar @ the last PPK.nl meetup.

Haha! And the funny thing is, I really don't remember the context!

I consider that a win.

Was that in Utrecht? I think it was about the trash can. I'm sorry if I just gave this context.

lepelaar · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:59 am

Thank you, pickledtreats! I know this is the no context thread, but it bugged me that I couldn't remember why I'd said that!

TurningVioletViolet wrote:

"Go make a clone and fork yourself".

Ok, that one's going into standard rotation.

Bun · **Posted:** Tue Oct 02, 2012 1:25 pm

"That's the way I like 'em: small and soft."

TurningVioletViolet · **Joined:** Thu Jun 14, 2012 12:31 am **Posts:** 240

lepelaar wrote:

TurningVioletViolet wrote:

"Go make a clone and fork yourself".

Ok, that one's going into standard rotation.

When I was in primary school, payphones cost about 20 cents per local call. So kids would say to eachother "here's 20 cents, go call someone who cares". Eventually the call cost went to 30c so it became "here's 30 cents, go call someone who cares". Then in high school there were phone cards, so it was "here's a phone card, go call someone who cares". In university it became "go email someone who cares", then "go text someone who cares". And now we're really in the future because there are insults involving cloning.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2012 5:37 am

penis issues

Gulliver · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2012 6:05 am

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2012 7:45 pm

Why is a vagina knocking on the door?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:47 pm

Apples are like bananas for lesbians.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:39 am

I've never custard in 20 seconds.

Then again, I've never had sex with two girls at once.

Bun · **Posted:** Tue Oct 09, 2012 12:35 pm

Former PPK member wrote:

Let my penis rescue your brain.

Anek · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2012 3:18 am

But what about fried cockroaches?

kfad · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2012 12:10 pm

It will henceforth be referred to as the "Cheerios Incident"

kfad · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 12:25 pm

Becker!! You can lick your penis at FREE CHOICE!!

Emilie · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:24 pm

"I want to be a flafla"

Louzilla · **Posted:** Sat Oct 20, 2012 5:54 pm

I inhale a lot of things I probably shouldn't.

Louzilla · **Posted:** Sun Oct 21, 2012 9:25 pm

"I thought we weren't supposed to touch ourselves."

This one is actually worse with a little bit of context, since it came from my 17-year-old dance student during rehearsal today.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:14 am

IKNOWIT'SALLBEENDONEBEFOREIWANNADOITAGAIN

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Oct 30, 2012 12:12 am

From this, I interpret that your cat has turned you into pumpkins and is headed off to feast upon your entrails.

acr · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2012 7:59 pm

And just where do you think we’ll find a dozen Dionysian goats?

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