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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 04, 2014 12:26 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 16, 2014 11:31 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:31 pm 
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I was all "lovely food I can't eat" and then SEX!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 19, 2014 10:33 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 22, 2014 7:29 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 23, 2014 2:42 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 8:57 pm 
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I never thought I'd be stuck between The Little Engine that Could and boobs.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2014 9:57 pm 
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don't pee on the survival mix.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 8:18 pm 
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I want dead babies! Dead babies are the best.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:35 pm 
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I can't compete with dickcheese!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Mar 26, 2014 10:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2014 1:05 pm 
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"I suppose I have seen more custard on trousers, than that." (not filtered)

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:32 pm 
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It's like a twelve pack with Cinnabon custard in the middle.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:55 pm 
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My phantom penis ran away screaming.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 31, 2014 10:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 03, 2014 8:12 pm 
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Let's make this perfectly clear, Dysastopian: yes, zombie hoard: no.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:21 am 
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MOM! When I said boner I meant the instrument not the tool!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 10, 2014 9:30 pm 
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It's not man boobs I have a problem with, it's my brother's boobs. Sorry if that's not kinky enough for you guys.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 17, 2014 9:49 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:00 pm 
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It's okay...my bicycle is an atheist.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:02 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Apr 29, 2014 7:27 pm 
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