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 Post subject: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:19 pm 
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
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The only rule is: Do not give any context for the thing you're posting. Don't tell us who said it. Don't tell us where you heard it. Don't tell us what you were doing when you thought it. NO CONTEXT. Go!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:26 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:50 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 9:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:02 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 10:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:24 pm 
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:41 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Mar 28, 2011 11:45 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:29 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 6:54 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:08 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:11 am 
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RandiJM wrote:
"If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college."*


*My Favorite Person award goes to whoever knows this quote



Lewis Black!


Yes! You're my new best friend call me every five minutes.*



*whoever knows THAT quote gets my other award :)

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:17 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 7:51 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:47 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 8:57 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:05 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:15 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:16 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Mar 29, 2011 9:17 am 
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