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bergedy
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:41 pm |
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| Memorized "Diet for a Small Planet" |
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"Yeah, two people could go down on it."
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HappyAsh
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:47 pm |
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"There are two types of people in the world. Those who group things in twos, and those who do not."
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 1:54 pm |
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"I know you get it, but since T___ never will, Bon Jovi is my passive-aggressive way of dealing with it."
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 10, 2011 2:09 pm |
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I really did expect them to break into song at the doctors office.
_________________ Don't mind my breasts and vagina, I'm a gay man.---Idatetatooedguys.
"Tots: the universal food band-aid... better than a mother's kiss. Healin' wounds since 1954." Meggs
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat May 14, 2011 6:41 am |
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I'm polyurethaning all day long.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed May 18, 2011 3:20 pm |
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Maybe a nap would unstick your something elses.
_________________ I pledge to satisfy all my tofu needs with Mars' Gay Meat. - DrakeRedcrest I want the Post Fork Kitchen. "Hey honey, can I get you anything?" - solipsistnation blog! FB!
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:19 am |
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Flail Fail. That's the air freshener, not the light sensor.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 10:40 pm |
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Why are you eating that sandwich? Because that guy is gay.
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Mack the Spork
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 20, 2011 11:25 pm |
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I can't believe she went on a rant to me about that. I know everybody wants to touch them, TOO BAD! Not everybody is allowed to touch!
_________________ ...I am an opinionated prick not a problem solver. -matwinser No one wants to have to hear their ladybits called slackers. -Tofulish
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bergedy
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 12:39 pm |
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In Soviet Russia pole dance on you.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon May 23, 2011 6:38 pm |
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"You're like Harry Potter underneath the stairs"
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"If I was a celebrity with Twitter, I would totally use it to fork with people" -DangerZone
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 12:29 am |
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This conversation is making my peen hurt and I don't even have one.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 5:01 pm |
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Yay, I made a pregnant lady cry! I love our job.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 8:01 pm |
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What exactly is the point of Connecticut?
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:38 pm |
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I smell like zucchini and I'm not wearing pants. You do the math.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 4:56 pm |
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At this time, the people of France were bitterly divided.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 6:51 pm |
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"This isn't one of the roll ones. With some, you kinda step, and it goes 'bvrrrrrrrrrrrr', and then you step farther and it beeps. This one, you just stomp. George likes it hard."
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 10:05 pm |
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I'll train your Mexican.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:37 pm |
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I wish I had a boob. I'm forkin' hungry!
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:38 pm |
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I just uttered the phrase "TARDIS slipcover" & I am not drunk.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Tue May 31, 2011 10:45 pm |
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It's going to cause the downfall of America!
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 11:29 pm |
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You know what else I did tonight besides pee myself twice?
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monkeytoes
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:12 pm |
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"People who have c-sections can't drive but people who have babies can go home."
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2011 5:31 pm |
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At least I understand why I am not a mushroom.
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choirqueer
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2011 5:05 am |
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A vagina is not a golden ticket and life is not the Willie Wonka Chocolate Factory
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