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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:04 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 4:34 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 6:20 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:00 pm 
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 8:13 pm 
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I said 666...not to be confused with 999.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 20, 2011 10:33 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 21, 2011 4:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 9:57 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 12:56 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:07 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:52 am 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 11:22 am 
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yeah but a robot wouldn't have bad breath.

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PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:56 pm 
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Well, I call myself a tenor, but really I only have a range of about 7 notes, and 3 of them lie on my passaggio.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 6:44 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 31, 2011 1:52 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 9:33 am 
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:09 am 
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Reality almost always smells worse than day dreams.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 03, 2011 10:55 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 2:37 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 04, 2011 5:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:22 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:06 pm 
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Moral of the story, don’t ever bang someone because you want to avoid flossing with steel wool.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:21 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 11:36 am 
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