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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:37 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:49 pm 
Should Spend More Time Helping the Animals
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:35 am 
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I made up a song to make sure I didn't forget to pack my genitalia, and I got the damn song stuck in my head for months.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:12 pm 
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Girls are sensible because they have babies. Boys are crazy and annoying because they wear elk costumes.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:46 pm 
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This is cute. I'd like to dress you up in lingerie. Not in a sexy way, just in a fun way.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:48 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:05 pm 
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Maybe I can get a weasel to poop me a scholarship to music school.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:12 pm 
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My vagina has selective hearing and is going LALALALALALALALA to avoid knowing about leather tampons.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:05 am 
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Does syphilis smell like coconut?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:09 pm 
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Are you suggesting that pretzel rod sex should be illegal anywhere that bagel sex is legal?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:18 pm 
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Yeah buddy, you just got snapped in the neck by a naked woman!
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:28 am 
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Goddamn you, phantom testicles! Stop that!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:53 am 
Heeeerrrrree's JACKY!
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Really, in my head, when you have sex with him, it is just like stroganoff.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:07 pm 
Heeeerrrrree's JACKY!
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PostPosted: Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:10 pm 
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At least 4 people are forking shitheads.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:52 pm 
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It pushed my Jew button a little bit. Since I am a Jew and I have a button.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:05 am 
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Now why would I do something as stupid as log onto Facebook?


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:42 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:44 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:56 pm 
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PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:26 pm 
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> there will always be lesbians.
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:35 pm 
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