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Pi_Face · **Posted:** Thu Nov 17, 2011 1:37 pm

You can lead a horse to water but it won't drown itself.

(nv)

choirqueer · **Posted:** Thu Nov 17, 2011 8:49 pm

Oh god, I didn't mean to make you choke on a dickshoe.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Nov 18, 2011 1:35 am

I made up a song to make sure I didn't forget to pack my genitalia, and I got the damn song stuck in my head for months.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Sat Nov 19, 2011 1:12 pm

Girls are sensible because they have babies. Boys are crazy and annoying because they wear elk costumes.

butterbobbin · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:46 pm

This is cute. I'd like to dress you up in lingerie. Not in a sexy way, just in a fun way.

veganna · **Posted:** Sun Nov 20, 2011 9:48 pm

1 - It's raining cats and chickens outside.
2 - It's raining cats and what?
1 - It's raining cats and chickens right now.
2 - I don't see any chickens.
1 - You can't see them because it's raining so hard!

choirqueer · **Posted:** Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:05 pm

Maybe I can get a weasel to poop me a scholarship to music school.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:12 pm

My vagina has selective hearing and is going LALALALALALALALA to avoid knowing about leather tampons.

Rhizopus Oligosporus · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:39 pm **Posts:** 4588

Does syphilis smell like coconut?

choirqueer · **Posted:** Tue Nov 29, 2011 4:09 pm

Are you suggesting that pretzel rod sex should be illegal anywhere that bagel sex is legal?

Louzilla · **Posted:** Wed Nov 30, 2011 11:18 pm

Yeah buddy, you just got snapped in the neck by a naked woman!
-some PPKer

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sat Dec 03, 2011 12:28 am

Goddamn you, phantom testicles! Stop that!

kfad · **Posted:** Sun Dec 04, 2011 5:53 am

Really, in my head, when you have sex with him, it is just like stroganoff.

kfad · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:07 pm

Enjoy your bucket of wriggly dickfish

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Tue Dec 13, 2011 4:10 pm

At least 4 people are forking shitheads.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Sun Dec 25, 2011 10:52 pm

It pushed my Jew button a little bit. Since I am a Jew and I have a button.

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Mon Dec 26, 2011 6:05 am

Now why would I do something as stupid as log onto Facebook?

joshua · **Posted:** Fri Dec 30, 2011 6:42 am

tinfoil vaginafoot
is not
ludo

thisheregiraffe · **Posted:** Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:44 am

"It's all made of muscle. How does he lift that thing?"

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:13 pm

"I have my hand in a giant, fluffy vagina!"

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Mon Jan 02, 2012 11:56 pm

"He likes boobs and armpits."
"Well, he is a man."

Pi_Face · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2012 12:54 pm

too much distortion

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 03, 2012 10:57 pm

Said by my teenage cousin:
"What's with all the excessive tanning on jersey shore? If I wanted to watch talking carrots, I'd watch veggie tales!"
Good girl.

joshua · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 5:26 pm

> there will always be lesbians.
> won't always be a Josh

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:35 pm

"And the worst part is, she isn't even pretty."
"You said he's spacey. Maybe he hasn't looked at her yet!"
I <3 my friends.

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