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Author:  starrynight87 [ Thu Jan 05, 2012 11:10 pm ]
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My mom: what are we watching? Two of these people are from The Office.
Me: the Office.

Author:  choirqueer [ Sat Jan 07, 2012 1:15 am ]
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Why is there racism in your throat?

Author:  Pi_Face [ Sat Jan 07, 2012 4:45 am ]
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a-u-to

Author:  littlebear [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 12:33 am ]
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"have you ever become a werewolf or vampire"

Author:  Pi_Face [ Sun Jan 08, 2012 1:46 pm ]
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I did not forget my ID.

Author:  kfad [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 1:02 pm ]
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Is KFC serving penguin uterus's?

Author:  Rhizopus Oligosporus [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:48 pm ]
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This couch better give you a blow job!

Author:  kilgore trout [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:53 pm ]
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"Henry, when you orgasm, how much stuff comes out? Of your penis?"

Author:  Pi_Face [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 2:59 pm ]
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Richard Dawkins can go suck a fork.

Author:  choirqueer [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:26 pm ]
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
This couch better give you a blow job!


How much for that couch??

Author:  Pi_Face [ Mon Jan 09, 2012 5:29 pm ]
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I can't imagine JG-L as a lad.

Author:  starrynight87 [ Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:16 pm ]
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There's a sock in my tea!

Author:  Pi_Face [ Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:35 pm ]
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Black Swan should come with the tagline "Ballet is a girl eat girl world".

Author:  Rhizopus Oligosporus [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 8:10 pm ]
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which is weird because you would think that if anyone were to refer to her vagina as a toaster, it would be me.

Author:  choirqueer [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:02 pm ]
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I've never kissed or eaten Xena.

Author:  kilgore trout [ Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:44 pm ]
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"Look at Quentin Tarantino's skull, it's flame-retardant."

Author:  Bun [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 6:31 am ]
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caterpillar on Skype wrote:
i was probably 48 when i was like 10

Author:  sourceoflight [ Sun Jan 15, 2012 12:47 pm ]
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Whoops.

Fungi scare me.

Author:  choirqueer [ Mon Jan 16, 2012 4:01 pm ]
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Who doesn't want an opera in their vagina?

Author:  joshua [ Wed Jan 18, 2012 2:25 am ]
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Hypnotized by their own reflection, drop bears will not attack bald men

Author:  joshua [ Thu Jan 19, 2012 2:40 am ]
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He was a wonderful guy
so genuine
Sort of like if ducks were Japanese and human

Author:  Pi_Face [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 2:14 pm ]
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Sing it!

Author:  Pi_Face [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 6:19 pm ]
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there was a guy who used to go around my village with a radio on his shoulder called Radio Dave, but his radio broke so now he’s just Dave. everyone thought he died but he’d just gone on holiday.

Author:  GreenDuck [ Fri Jan 20, 2012 7:37 pm ]
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"A cheap day return to Tesco, please!"

(This was someone buying train tickets. Tesco is not a train station.)

Author:  choirqueer [ Sun Jan 22, 2012 10:11 pm ]
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My vagina says to tell you that it is way too awesome to dangle from the back of a truck, thank you very much.

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