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Pinko
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread  Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 5:07 pm |
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That's a pretty good burn, Patrice.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:18 pm |
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Fizzgig wrote: "bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork." haha!
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 7:42 pm |
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thisheregiraffe wrote: Fizzgig wrote: "bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork." haha! That's like from the Best Of PPK Filters reel.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2011 9:07 pm |
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RandiJM wrote: thisheregiraffe wrote: Fizzgig wrote: "bisque took all my spoons. Now how am I supposed to eat soup? fork." haha! That's like from the Best Of PPK Filters reel. +1 yummy!
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:38 am |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:30 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:54 pm |
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I got it home and realized I couldn't get the forking cork out.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:53 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 8:26 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2011 10:30 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 1:16 am |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:09 am |
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Oh no, Miss [teacher's name], that's not a drawing of a penis, it's a mouse!
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 1:43 pm |
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I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL HERE AGAIN! Oh...sorry...I thought you were my daughter.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2011 2:32 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:41 pm |
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Germans are not allowed to have penises yet.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:42 pm |
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Penises are not allowed. Even if they ARE dual-purpose!
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:44 pm |
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I've got wood for your sheep.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 9:44 pm |
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2011 10:00 pm |
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I've got wood for your sheep. Settlers of Catan?
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:52 am |
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It's more fun with salt.
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 11:40 am |
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Mars
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:26 pm |
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Pinko wrote: That's a pretty good burn, Patrice. :)
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 12:26 pm |
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This tastes kind of like savory green tea ice cream...
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:06 pm |
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Gooey craniums have got to loosen you up...
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Post subject: Re: the No Context thread Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:25 pm |
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No urinating!
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