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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2012 7:47 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 6:44 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 9:23 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2012 11:12 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 7:54 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2012 9:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2012 6:39 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:13 pm 
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I have discovered the secret to the vegan food... oil!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:15 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2012 11:40 pm 
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No! People can not start drinking buckyballs at my meetup!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2012 11:44 am 
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No! People can not start drinking buckyballs at my meetup!

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At first I didn't get it. I thought buckyballs may be some sort of mixed drink involving Buckfast.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 7:45 pm 
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I don't know what that is, but it has words and smacking, so I think I would probably like it.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 9:04 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 14, 2012 10:21 pm 
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It must be because of his uncanny resemblance to a scrotum.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 15, 2012 1:40 am 
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Who exactly do you think is going to contribute sperm to my eye lubrication fund?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 16, 2012 6:51 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:22 am 
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Check for hitchhiking butterflies in love.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 10:22 am 
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Is this my head?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:23 am 
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i am an explorer, it is in my nature to want to feel your lumpy skull

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 4:03 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:08 pm 
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yikes, this kitten has dreads

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 5:33 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 12:05 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 7:40 pm 
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I think she just got back from Norwegia.

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