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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Sep 08, 2013 11:48 pm 
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it's all Birth Canal: The Musical up in here.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Sep 09, 2013 11:29 pm 
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Well, old enough that it's just wrong that my mom has more sex than me.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:44 pm 
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I would hate to walk around with a vagina on my forehead.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 10:28 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 12:55 pm 
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This is why we can't have nice things. And by nice things I mean orgasms.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:09 pm 
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I will learn to sing FISH.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:20 am 
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You want me to stick it in your ear?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Can you confirm that you are leaving so that I can turn the room around?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 12:10 pm 
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Imagine being a 200 ft man with a 6 inch penis

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 4:06 pm 
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Since when is Jesus a bodily fluid?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 7:49 pm 
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I would probably weld skin together.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 7:20 am 
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You sound like a clitoris.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Oct 10, 2013 3:56 pm 
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for the record, my urethra is totally fine.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:27 am 
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I enjoy money laundering.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 1:55 pm 
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You mean the purple sour cream?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 3:20 pm 
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Don't mind me, I'm just having a labia zombie moment here

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 12, 2013 10:41 pm 
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Because they literally keep firearms in their testicles.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 2:42 pm 
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Can I butter your cuntmuffin?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:23 pm 
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The peas hit the fan and it looked like Kermit the Frog was involved in a bad accident.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 23, 2013 8:15 pm 
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So we're having a sudden death karaoke sing off?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 3:41 pm 
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Did you know that she has a cork in her closet?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:14 pm 
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Maybe dicks are shaped like rockets on purpose!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:17 pm 
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Maybe dicks are shaped like rockets on purpose!



Given the photo of graffiti in the bathroom you took tonight, they are. Oh, they are. hahahahahahha <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

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