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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 5:53 pm 
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 9:47 pm 
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I need to know if you ate the sweater candy.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 9:19 am 
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Yeah go ahead, carry on just the way you are, you've already got enough proverbial rope for your proverbial noose and I know you're well practiced at tying the knot.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 03, 2013 10:24 am 
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....cheese made from armpit bacteria....


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 06, 2013 9:38 pm 
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That was a disproportionately enthusiastic reaction to a tin of baked beans.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Nov 07, 2013 12:45 am 
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There was an algorithm for his douchy-ness

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 1:21 am 
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I have no idea what's in my belly button or how it got there!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:02 pm 
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Caterpillars have no gonads.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 12, 2013 3:28 pm 
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Inverse squirrel.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:36 pm 
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I've done a lot of internet searching into the term "Engagement Chickens"

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So this is what fear feels like, huh? It's kind of like being really drunk, only in a very sad way.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 6:54 pm 
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There is always a chicken at the door.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Nov 18, 2013 7:38 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Nov 19, 2013 11:40 pm 
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My butthole tells the best stories.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Nov 20, 2013 12:17 am 
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Human beings, when given the choice between warm genitals and civilization, will choose warm genitals.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Nov 29, 2013 10:12 am 
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I can't get it right. It's either up by the middle of my chest or hanging down by my knees.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 4:12 am 
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You look so healthy. And horizontal.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Nov 30, 2013 11:53 pm 
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I had no idea hazelnuts had vaginas!

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There is no space in the coffee shop to meet.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:25 am 
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Can't, saving myself for my semester abroad.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 1:39 am 
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My unbleached @sshole feels safe here.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 07, 2013 9:00 pm 
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Sorry, that cat won't fist bump.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:12 pm 
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no, no pizza juice.
you could heat it up, and make warm pizza juice.
no, no pizza juice.

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