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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Dec 11, 2013 4:28 pm 
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Human beings, when given the choice between warm genitals and civilization, will choose warm genitals.


This is quite awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 2:49 pm 
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Stop kissing the cat's butthole!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 4:29 pm 
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If we wanna pull we need a game plan. I reckon get something that can be a conversation starter and some right guard.


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Dec 13, 2013 7:08 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 14, 2013 1:52 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 10:54 am 
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Yeah dude, jingle your whole asparagus.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:07 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 11:49 am 
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That's not a potato! That's a dick on a stick!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Dec 21, 2013 2:09 pm 
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I really just need to pee on a cop car.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:00 am 
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Everybody loves a lesbian surprise!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Dec 23, 2013 9:22 pm 
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There is too much potato for my potatoing needs

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Dec 24, 2013 1:27 pm 
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You can't just imply dungeon porn.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Dec 26, 2013 12:05 pm 
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Chickens and turkeys are the same animal, just different genders.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 11:56 am 
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Thank you for being the pee in my pants.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 3:56 pm 
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you have a leather ego.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Jan 03, 2014 4:52 pm 
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Is that like a verbal reach around?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 4:39 am 
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Is that your spawn making face?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 13, 2014 9:58 pm 
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Do they make man honey?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 3:10 am 
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I think it's just my umbilical cord, trying to reassert its identity.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 14, 2014 12:31 pm 
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Now that's a face that needs a penis cozy.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 11:40 pm 
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Did you get white stuff all over the place when you rubbed it off?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 8:49 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 7:12 pm 
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Normally 6-10 inches would make me very happy.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 10:42 am 
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How can you make the end of the world, on a small scale, on a football field, on a budget?

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