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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:21 pm 
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This means it's chocolate vulva season.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 10:43 pm 
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Are you planning to eat a zombie cat?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 12:04 pm 
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I'm sorry dear, but meat should never be used as an adjective.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 6:23 pm 
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I don't have to change his diaper! He's in the Army!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 10:45 pm 
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But what do you do if you've got multiple balls?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:12 pm 
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I will google the weirdest shiitake if you don't tell me.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:31 pm 
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kfad wrote:
I will google the weirdest shiitake if you don't tell me.


http://annwood.net/blog/2008/09/14/fungi-gone-wild/ ?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Feb 08, 2014 11:40 pm 
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kfad wrote:
I will google the weirdest shiitake if you don't tell me.


http://annwood.net/blog/2008/09/14/fungi-gone-wild/ ?



I really wish that was all she googled...

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Feb 09, 2014 5:42 am 
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Passive aggressive, much?


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Feb 10, 2014 9:50 am 
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The problem with trumpets is that they think they are real instruments.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Magic finger flick birthday cake.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 12, 2014 11:18 pm 
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Your lips are moving in concentric circles and are going to trade places?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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it will probably go for 3 - 4 hundred ... veneer front but a solid piece.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Feb 13, 2014 10:22 pm 
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Maybe you smell like a musical!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:25 am 
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I rather like twatwaffles.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:54 am 
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I have white privilege all the time and you can't milk me either.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2014 11:30 am 
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At least I have a better sense of humor than her car.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:53 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 9:54 pm 
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I love my vulva!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Mar 01, 2014 11:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Mar 02, 2014 6:22 pm 
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