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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon May 05, 2014 2:25 pm 
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It was a non-denominational dying.

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PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2014 6:59 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:18 am 
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I DID use a men's pattern! It's not my fault if you have an absurdly large cork!


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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue May 13, 2014 7:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu May 22, 2014 10:33 pm 
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HEY! My secret penis is definitely a venti.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 3:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun May 25, 2014 11:18 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 6:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon May 26, 2014 10:59 pm 
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I still think of you every time I have an ingrown nosehair.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jun 02, 2014 11:16 pm 
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I've never put your penis in a vacuum cleaner hose, either.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 5:51 pm 
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So, if the magnet yanks out my piercing... that just like sex, right?

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PostPosted: Tue Jun 03, 2014 6:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Jun 04, 2014 10:49 pm 
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It was an accidental donut-ing.

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I am an expert in phallic symbols they do not mean what you think they mean

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Jun 15, 2014 9:50 am 
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I just now discovered that a Spoonerism of "ground beef" is "bound grief."

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Axl Rose was a really unassuming guy. His whole definition of paradise involved only two things: pretty girls and grass that is green.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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I don't think he's drunk the peas yet.
(oh... didn't realise this would say 'peas'. It's not peas).

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Wed Jun 25, 2014 5:16 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2014 8:20 pm 
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You have made yourselves a wiggling fetus!

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:24 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sun Jul 13, 2014 7:25 pm 
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There's like 20 monkeys on my car.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 10:35 pm 
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I can't believe you are assigning genders to an almond!

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