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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 17, 2014 11:52 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Jul 22, 2014 12:57 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Jul 24, 2014 4:09 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Fri Jul 25, 2014 4:57 pm 
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What stuff? Like full on intervention style?

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:35 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:39 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:41 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:19 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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Oh that is higher on the scale so I have to go higher in my face hole.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 2:19 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Sep 08, 2014 10:19 pm 
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I'd just be rolling on the floor somewhere with my mouth in the shape of dong.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 11:36 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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I wasn't rolling my eyes, I was rolling my beer. Totally different.

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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Mon Sep 15, 2014 3:24 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 10:48 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
PostPosted: Tue Sep 16, 2014 11:38 am 
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 Post subject: Re: the No Context thread
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A muffuletta sandwich without olives? That's like trying to have vaginal intercourse without a vagina!

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Tell your husband to stop blowing the dog, then!

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