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PostPosted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 4:46 pm 
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Sassy Rick Grimes (from Walking Dead) http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/ ... s-costume/

Sassy Lumpy Space Princess (from Adventure Time) http://www.spirithalloween.com/product/ ... 20princess

these make me sad

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 Post subject: Re: worst sexy halloween costumes
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Wowzers. Those are two characters I've never thought would be sexyfied. I laughed that they're called sassy.

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lsp is already sassy! don't be smoothing out her lumps.

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uhh . . .

http://designyoutrust.com/wp-content/up ... YO2012.jpg

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lsp is already sassy! don't be smoothing out her lumps.


Agreed. Moreso because I imagined you saying this out loud in an LSP voice. "don't be smoothing out my lumps."

I was in Spirit this weekend but somehow managed to miss "sassy" Rick Grimes and "sassy" LSP. I was too excited by my Finn & Jake knee socks and my zombie garden gnome. Seriously, why do they only sell this kind of stuff once a year?

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Sexy "Copyright-Laws-Prevent-Us-From-Calling-This-A-Beetlejuice-Costume" Costume: http://www.halloweenexpress.com/sexy-gh ... 25408.html

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oh man, bert and ernie! say it ain't so.
and "sexy ghost" hahaha!

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Holy forking hell. The sexified Burt and Ernie - for the love of all that is good -why? and now I can't un-see it.

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"CAW!!! CAW!!!"
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Sexy Native American complete with hatchet
http://www.halloweencostumes.com/sexy-native-american-costume.html

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Bert and Ernie! NOOOOOOO!

Ok, yall probably hate me for this, but I like the sexy costumes. But I like to change them. Like, one year I took a 'sexy' Alice in wonderland costume, and made it all zombified. My fiance was Mad Hatter, also as zombie. We were "Alice in zombieland". That was fun. We won a costume contest. Of course it was before the zombie craze. Maybe I can dig up a pic somewhere.

I have been prom queens that have just given birth, LOL catz, Etc. Nurse's costumes are always fun too with lots of fake blood and dirt.

One of these days I am going to figure out how to do a sexy chicken. I have tried and failed before. I think a sexy chicken would be hilarious.


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oh no! (and under the recommended section, there's one called chief hottiebody. *facepalm*)

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And don't forget Chinese take out
http://www.yandy.com/Chinese-Take-Out-Costume.php

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Chicki wrote:
One of these days I am going to figure out how to do a sexy chicken. I have tried and failed before. I think a sexy chicken would be hilarious.

do you watch american ninja warrior? jessie graff had a great chicken outfit.

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Not a costume, but still--

Sexy BMO dress:

http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/PopCul ... 026234.jsp

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the BMO dress isn't bad. not like it's intentionally being sexy.

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I really wish I could unsee the Bert and Ernie costumes.

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Sexy Nazi! http://www.yandy.com/General-Punishment-Costume.php

Also, when I clicked through to that site from linanil's link, it gave me a pop-up for a free pantaloon.

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Oh, they're all so terrible. "Igloo Cutie Sexy Esmimo" http://www.partycity.com/product/adult+ ... leOptOut=1. Ugh on so many levels.


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I kind of universally hate sexified Halloween costumes. The Rick Grimes one is pretty good though.


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so, here's a care bear getup that i would wear all the time and to the supermarket and everywhere forever and ever:

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and here's . . . well . . .

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i'm not opposed to "sexy" costumes on principle or anything, but i can't understand the impulse to force sex appeal on stuff that would make a perfectly good costume without all the sass. if it were meant to be ridiculous--like, "ha ha, i'm a sexy shower drain! look at my long beautiful hair!"--i could get behind it. halloween is the one night a year when it ought to be 100% socially acceptable for me to choose to be 100% unappealing. whatever, i've been griping about this since i was 11 and was shunned at my friend's halloween party because my witch costume included a hairy nose wart.

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I actually really love the sexy Burt and Ernie. That shittake is hilarious!

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OMG. Bert and Ernie are the best. That bird one what the fizzle? I kinda like the Chinese Takeout one. It's original (not that I would sport that). Seeing these makes me happy about my costume.


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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
"CAW!!! CAW!!!"
"Oooh yeah, baby, that's hot. Jump up on my shoulder and poop on it."
"CAW!!!"

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My workmate heard me laughing at your commentary from downstairs.

I remember looking for 80s outfits for my cousin's party last year and I found this. Sexy.... ghostbuster.
http://www.partydelights.co.uk/fancy-dr ... tAodDDcAKA

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I don't mind the "sexy" Halloween costumes, they're kinda hilarious. The thing that sucks about them is how sometimes you can't find an un-sexied-up version of the same costume. That LSP costume is atrocious, though, it doesn't look like her at all. More like a purple fairy.

The racist ones, however, make me want to punch things. And it's so hard to do anything Halloween-y without getting them thrown in your face all the time. So annoying because I really like Halloween otherwise!

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