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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:31 pm 
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oh bummer, here i was thinking pasta was made from babies, and was therefore vegan.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:40 pm 
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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
Slip-n-slide?
Hey kids, my cow brain covered slip-n-slide is way faster than your water covered slip-n-slide!

I thought the blood would work better? No? Brains are the trick? I'm glad we cleared that up.

I also enjoy the way these things are stated like there is no alternative...because there isn't any non-cow chewing gum? Maybe the point was to make all of our heads explode so there wouldn't be anyone left to point out the stupidity of this?

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
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I thought gelatin was made from bones? My bad.



Yea I was in the same boat there.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
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ExpiredSanity wrote:
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Cake mixes are made from cow blood?

"The cake is a lie" Finally makes sense to me.



AHA!

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
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Am I supposed to feel the urge to eat a cow now?



no...no...

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 1:55 pm 
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So, uh, my steel electric guitar strings are made from cow guts? Well, you learn something new every day.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 2:02 pm 
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Fizzgig wrote:
Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
Slip-n-slide?
Hey kids, my cow brain covered slip-n-slide is way faster than your water covered slip-n-slide!

I thought the blood would work better? No? Brains are the trick? I'm glad we cleared that up.

No, blood gets all tacky. But cow brains are really really slippery. Haven't you ever felt cow brains? God, what kind of vegan are you?

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Sorry if someone already posted, I checked around and couldn't find anything. This is hilarious. I've been seeing it on facebook, and now on buzzfeed. People be tweetin it up. I'm a graphic designer and want to draw a picture of something, and just have a bunch of vague facts. Lets make it happen, throw me some ideas.

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
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All this time I should have been reading the label on my wallpaper, and adhesives!

Seriously though, Vegans read labels like nobody's business. I think we can fend for ourselves, but thank you helpful chart man!

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Well, if you guys were really vegan, you'd survive purely on oxygen, levitating in that space above the insects, but below the birds, naked and communicating telepathically with the internet.

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Well, if you guys were really vegan, you'd survive purely on oxygen, levitating in that space above the insects, but below the birds, naked and communicating telepathically with the internet.


Is this what you're doing right now? Let me ask you, how is your telepathic connection speed? Is it better than Fios?

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I could have sworn that glass was made out of sand. :-D

I never understood why people get so offended by vegans.

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CandyBeans wrote:
Allison, not Alison wrote:
Wait.

Cake mixes are made from cow blood?


Only the cow blood flavor ones. And vanilla.


This is why the PPK and eating don't mix. I just choked on my leftover brown rice* laughing at this.

*not pasta, pasta's made out of cow's blood guys!

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coldandsleepy wrote:
CandyBeans wrote:
Allison, not Alison wrote:
Wait.

Cake mixes are made from cow blood?


Only the cow blood flavor ones. And vanilla.


This is why the PPK and eating don't mix. I just choked on my leftover brown rice* laughing at this.

*not pasta, pasta's made out of cow's blood guys!


Rice is made out of cow rectums. Sorry.

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FootFace wrote:
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This is why the PPK and eating don't mix. I just choked on my leftover brown rice* laughing at this.

*not pasta, pasta's made out of cow's blood guys!


Rice is made out of cow rectums. Sorry.


OH shiitake WHY ISN'T IT ON THE CHART

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And all this time I thought I was a vegan! I guess it's time to move out of my house with cow skin sheet rocked walls to build a hut in the woods with sticks and leaves and only live off of twigs and berries to ensure my veganness.

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Rhizopus Oligosporus wrote:
Fizzgig wrote:
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Slip-n-slide?
Hey kids, my cow brain covered slip-n-slide is way faster than your water covered slip-n-slide!

I thought the blood would work better? No? Brains are the trick? I'm glad we cleared that up.

No, blood gets all tacky. But cow brains are really really slippery. Haven't you ever felt cow brains? God, what kind of vegan are you?

man, I'm an awful vegan apparently. Might as well go have a steak? Is that the right line? Did I get it right? Did I? Hmmm?

that is gross even to think about. I need to go wash my brain out now.

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Someone needs to figure out the % of those things that vegans actually avoid. Because I'm betting that it's 90.

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I only buy vegan cow blood and brains. It's the ethical choice.

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I only buy organic cow blood and brains. It's the ethical choice.


Fixed.

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designedtobekind wrote:
Well, if you guys were really vegan, you'd survive purely on oxygen, levitating in that space above the insects, but below the birds, naked and communicating telepathically with the internet.


Hey! Molly is naturally vegan. She doesn't associate with those pesky vultures or worm-eating lowlifes.

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bah, someone just posted this on facebook...why do people I otherwise thought were decent post this shiitake? I don't *want* to hide you, but if you post this dumbpants crepe, it will happen. ugh.

eta: haha, dumbpants filter is kind of cute...it makes my anger sound a lot more like I"m 5

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 Post subject: Re: Vegans R Livin a Lie...and meat eaters r just keepin it
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Fizzgig wrote:
that is gross even to think about. I need to go wash my brain out now.


A slip-n-slide is the best way to wash your brain out. You could try using cow's blood, but it doesn't work as well.


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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 4:06 pm 
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Fee wrote:
Someone needs to figure out the % of those things that vegans actually avoid. Because I'm betting that it's 90.

I think it's closer to 95% when you remove the things that are blatantly false (like rubber and textiles being made from cow fat).

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