Post Punk Kitchen Forum

oh bummer, here i was thinking pasta was made from babies, and was therefore vegan.

I thought the blood would work better? No? Brains are the trick? I'm glad we cleared that up.

I also enjoy the way these things are stated like there is no alternative...because there isn't any non-cow chewing gum? Maybe the point was to make all of our heads explode so there wouldn't be anyone left to point out the stupidity of this?

Yea I was in the same boat there.

AHA!

no...no...

So, uh, my steel electric guitar strings are made from cow guts? Well, you learn something new every day.

No, blood gets all tacky. But cow brains are really really slippery. Haven't you ever felt cow brains? God, what kind of vegan are you?

Conclusion: Some people are just a pain in the asparagus

All this time I should have been reading the label on my wallpaper, and adhesives!

Seriously though, Vegans read labels like nobody's business. I think we can fend for ourselves, but thank you helpful chart man!

Well, if you guys were really vegan, you'd survive purely on oxygen, levitating in that space above the insects, but below the birds, naked and communicating telepathically with the internet.

Is this what you're doing right now? Let me ask you, how is your telepathic connection speed? Is it better than Fios?

I could have sworn that glass was made out of sand. :-D

I never understood why people get so offended by vegans.

This is why the PPK and eating don't mix. I just choked on my leftover brown rice* laughing at this.

*not pasta, pasta's made out of cow's blood guys!

OH shiitake WHY ISN'T IT ON THE CHART

And all this time I thought I was a vegan! I guess it's time to move out of my house with cow skin sheet rocked walls to build a hut in the woods with sticks and leaves and only live off of twigs and berries to ensure my veganness.

If it's on the internet, it must be true! Bless you, unreferenced, nonsensical truth-bringer.

man, I'm an awful vegan apparently. Might as well go have a steak? Is that the right line? Did I get it right? Did I? Hmmm?

that is gross even to think about. I need to go wash my brain out now.

Someone needs to figure out the % of those things that vegans actually avoid. Because I'm betting that it's 90.

I only buy vegan cow blood and brains. It's the ethical choice.

Fixed.

Hey! Molly is naturally vegan. She doesn't associate with those pesky vultures or worm-eating lowlifes.

bah, someone just posted this on facebook...why do people I otherwise thought were decent post this shiitake? I don't *want* to hide you, but if you post this dumbpants crepe, it will happen. ugh.

eta: haha, dumbpants filter is kind of cute...it makes my anger sound a lot more like I"m 5

A slip-n-slide is the best way to wash your brain out. You could try using cow's blood, but it doesn't work as well.

I think it's closer to 95% when you remove the things that are blatantly false (like rubber and textiles being made from cow fat).