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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:52 pm 
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ohhh psycwon. <3

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 7:10 pm 
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Nickelback cover bands - marry me?

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 8:38 pm 
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Nickelback cover bands - marry me?

Ha! I totally missed that when I first read it! Psycwon that is beyond hilarious!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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I sort of appreciate the low-tech approach. Alas, I'm no longer a blonde.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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I could never have feelings for a man who abuses quotation marks.

Must be a "great" kisser?


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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I could never have feelings for a man who abuses quotation marks.

Must be a "great" kisser?


Unless by "great" he means "not" great? I which case crummy kissers might have a chance at winning his sweet, sweet love? I'm so confused now!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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haha, I just watached Chelsea Handler read this out on the round table!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Fri Oct 29, 2010 2:00 am 
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Love this. I accidentally spit my water out laughing so hard.


i can't make out his email on the bottom, but maybe one of you can. we should check to see if he's on facebook!
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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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nevermind! i need bifocals.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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It's been said I'm a "great" kisser. I'm also a "real" woman.
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At work, we evicted someone who left his 'real woman' behind. Maybe I should call UPS and arrange a pick up.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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i have the urge to text him to see what happens


Hell no...he's MINE!

(But then, I don't know if I would be considered curvy, voluptuous, or just fat. Maybe I should model my daisy dukes and heels and see what he thinks.)


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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At work, we evicted someone who left his 'real woman' behind. Maybe I should call UPS and arrange a pick up.


Dibs!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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what's not real about hookers, transexuals or dominatrices?

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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Someone just had to bring a damned real doll into this nice thread didn't they.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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what's not real about hookers, transexuals or dominatrices?

I've never had to pluralize dominatrix. which lead to this stream of thought:

dominatrix (singular) --> dominatrices (plural), much like
matrix (singular) --> matrices (plural)

Reminds me of college algebra and learning about matrix inversions. So, what, then is a dominatrix inversion? How would you go about inverting one? Could you use one of those old Texas Instruments Calculators? Would you need the auger attachment? Would she even let you? If you put two dominatrices in the same room, wouldn't a dominatrix inversion naturally occur? Do they have dominatrix conventions? like Comic-ConToo? Can you imagine being the 'Boner Robin' at a dom convention?

This is why grammar confuses me.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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vyapti wrote:
I've never had to pluralize dominatrix. which lead to this stream of thought:

dominatrix (singular) --> dominatrices (plural), much like
matrix (singular) --> matrices (plural)

Reminds me of college algebra and learning about matrix inversions. So, what, then is a dominatrix inversion? How would you go about inverting one? Could you use one of those old Texas Instruments Calculators? Would you need the auger attachment? Would she even let you? If you put two dominatrices in the same room, wouldn't a dominatrix inversion naturally occur? Do they have dominatrix conventions? like Comic-ConToo? Can you imagine being the 'Boner Robin' at a dom convention?

This is why grammar confuses me.

I think if there are 2 or more dominatrices in a room one will always end up topping the others in a pretty interesting type of inversion. I'm sure there are conventions somewhere, would they be a "Dom-a-con"?

Maybe that's where Domokun escaped from.

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