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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:08 pm 
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i have always wanted to date someone who rides the subway as a hobby.

Ha! I was thinking the same thing. Who the fork rides the subway as a hobby?!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:20 pm 
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At last, a guy who won't object to my pet tigers...I wonder if he actually drives a Lamborghiitis [sic] or if he just likes them?

Either way: back off, vixens, because this one is mine!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:32 pm 
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is there a Marge Simpson model? Someone has to be into that.


I'm ONLY into Marge Simpson.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:35 pm 
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Until I got to the "looking for" part, I felt sorry for him.


Same. I liked that he put that he likes tigers right out there as a key fact about himself and then what food he likes is all little as an afterthought. Like, 'oh yeah, the ladies definitely need to know about the tigers. And... maybe some other stuff?'.


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:35 pm 
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Seriously though, that last part about the "real" woman is really pissing me off.

ETA: And the "promisuous" part. And the "NOT FAT" part.


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:43 pm 
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he's pretty nice, we just set up a date


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:47 pm 
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At last, a guy who won't object to my pet tigers...I wonder if he actually drives a Lamborghiitis [sic] or if he just likes them?

Either way: back off, vixens, because this one is mine!


Can't I trade you for Finding My Goddess man? Is he still knocking about, even?

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:49 pm 
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* tears down entire flyer, and runs away* I think he's the one!!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 1:52 pm 
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i have the urge to text him to see what happens


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:00 pm 
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Well, I do like to go panning for gold in the mountains of NC with pandacookie during the summer, so I guess we're both out.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:05 pm 
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I'd totally hit up Coney Island with this gentleman! I won't pay though.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:17 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
Desdemona wrote:
At last, a guy who won't object to my pet tigers...I wonder if he actually drives a Lamborghiitis [sic] or if he just likes them?

Either way: back off, vixens, because this one is mine!


Can't I trade you for Finding My Goddess man? Is he still knocking about, even?

I like to think I'm goddess enough for both of them, but I guess we could share; I mean, he is into threesomes, foursomes, etc! (Does that qualify as sufficiently "promisuous"? Because I've been sweating that one out a bit.)

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If only I weren't a gold digger.


But yah aaah, Blanche - ya aaaaah a gold digger!

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:18 pm 
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I can't imagine why there aren't any number slips missing from that?

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:30 pm 
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he said my only flaw is not having long nails......


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:07 pm 
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Man, that tiger thing is a deal-breaker. It's lygers or nothing for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:34 pm 
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man, i'm everything this dude is looking for...but i hate the color red, so it's a no go for me.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 3:43 pm 
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he said my only flaw is not having long nails......



you can buy long nails. now go get your man!


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 4:09 pm 
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Aw, I actually think it's kinda... cute is the wrong word, but admirable that he's putting that out there. He wants a specific kind of person, and he's up front about it--at least he's willing to be honest. I've seen a lot worse profiles on okcupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:07 pm 
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vegetalion wrote:
Aw, I actually think it's kinda... cute is the wrong word, but admirable that he's putting that out there. He wants a specific kind of person, and he's up front about it--at least he's willing to be honest. I've seen a lot worse profiles on okcupid.

The tear-off slips make it awesomer than teh Cupid. I like the steadfast belief that there are (a) so many compatible women walking through that area
that would
(b) stop to read the post
(c) think "that's the man for me!"
and
(d) think "he's described me perfectly, too!"
leading to
(e) "I'd better tear off this slip and call this guy."

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:10 pm 
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must be "real"? "really"?


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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:13 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 5:16 pm 
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Wow, curvy, voluptuous AND no fat? None at all??? Must be small curves...

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
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Stop taking pictures of my ad! Jeez, you guys are just jealous.

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:04 pm 
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Man, that tiger thing is a deal-breaker. It's lygers or nothing for me.


You'd think he'd prefer lygers (I hear they have long, sharp talons).

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 Post subject: Re: Ladies! Have I got the guy for you!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 27, 2010 6:05 pm 
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