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 Post subject: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:06 am 
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This is the best conspiracy theory ever. The Beatles were clones! http://www.thebeatlesneverexisted.com/


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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:09 am 
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Ha, weird. But even weirder, Blackbird was playing on my Pandora when I clicked over to the Forum, only to see a new thread about the nonexistence of The Beatles! Mercury retrograde coincidence much?

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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:33 am 
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#1 Height Discrepancies

We've found that the Beatles fluctuate within various height ratios over the years.
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Clue #1: Heights


It's like they've never heard of heels.


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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:40 am 
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This is like... wow.

Also, the entire website seems to be not working, aside from the home page and forum, for me.


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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:40 am 
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Does anyone else ever find themselves reading some ridiculous conspiracy website and then all of a sudden think "but wait...this makes sense" and then you have to quickly push the thought out of your head because that would mean you're as crazy as the people that came up with the conspiracy?

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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 10:45 am 
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Totally, Fee.

Like with the JFK assassination, I believe Lee Harvey Oswald was the lone shooter but there are so many conspiracy theories on multiple shooters (grassy knoll, etc). And if you need further persuasion, see "JFK: The Lost Bullet" a new documentary that explains the magic bullet and accounts for the first (missed) shot and also has grassy knoll footage from the day of.

I'll look at this Beatles thing when I'm on my personal laptop. I also played "I Am the Walrus" (or was it "Strawberry Fields" backwards) to see if John was saying "I buried Paul" (I mean, I guess he was but when you play stuff backwards on your seven-year-old princess turntable, everything sounds like anything).

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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:19 pm 
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Yeah, well, Jesus was a shapeshifter:

http://news.yahoo.com/shape-shifting-je ... 10117.html

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In the canonical bible the apostle Judas betrays Jesus in exchange for money by using a kiss to identify him leading to Jesus' arrest. This apocryphal tale explains that the reason Judas used a kiss, specifically, is because Jesus had the ability to change shape.
"Then the Jews said to Judas: How shall we arrest him [Jesus], for he does not have a single shape but his appearance changes. Sometimes he is ruddy, sometimes he is white, sometimes he is red, sometimes he is wheat coloured, sometimes he is pallid like ascetics, sometimes he is a youth, sometimes an old man ..." This leads Judas to suggest using a kiss as a means to identify him. If Judas had given the arresters a description of Jesus he could have changed shape. By kissing Jesus Judas tells the people exactly who he is.

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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:45 pm 
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The posts about the apparently hundreds of different Ringos are really funny:

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The odd one kind of looks like a Pringo - part Paul/ part Ringo.


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It looks like he has a new ear growing in next to his old ear. Maybe the Beatles' ears molt, like bird feathers or snake skin

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 Post subject: Re: The Beatles "as they were presented to us" never existed
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 2013 8:55 am 
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So Paul wasn't dead, he was just "Faul"! This is the funniest/weirdest/most awesome thing ever. Unfortunately, I can easily see myself wasting entire days down that rabbit hole, so I'll have to bookmark it for when I'm not up to my ears in work...hey, maybe I should be cloned!

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