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 Post subject: Gardening Jokes
PostPosted: Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:52 pm 
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OK I'll start.

Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

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I'm totally going to put googly eyes on my cactus now.

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PostPosted: Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:45 pm 
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Mars I know me too!

Here's another.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

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Aubade wrote:
Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

what happens after he puts the googly eyes on the grass? my video keeps crashing after that.

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 Post subject: Re: Gardening Jokes
PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:29 am 
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Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?

The Salad Bar.




What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?

A fun-gi.

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PostPosted: Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:29 am 
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supercarrot wrote:
Aubade wrote:
Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

what happens after he puts the googly eyes on the grass? my video keeps crashing after that.


Pretty much more of the same haha. He gets scared of various plants and puts googly eyes on them.

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