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Author:  Aubade [ Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Gardening Jokes

OK I'll start.

Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

Author:  Mars [ Tue Jun 05, 2012 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

I'm totally going to put googly eyes on my cactus now.

Author:  Aubade [ Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

Mars I know me too!

Here's another.

What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by the diameter?

Pumpkin Pi.

Author:  supercarrot [ Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

Aubade wrote:
Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

what happens after he puts the googly eyes on the grass? my video keeps crashing after that.

Author:  Aubade [ Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

Where did the vegetables go to have a few drinks?

The Salad Bar.




What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?

A fun-gi.

Author:  Aubade [ Sun Jun 10, 2012 8:29 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

supercarrot wrote:
Aubade wrote:
Indoor Gardening Tips from a Man Who is Very Scared of Plants:
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/ ... er/1119102

what happens after he puts the googly eyes on the grass? my video keeps crashing after that.


Pretty much more of the same haha. He gets scared of various plants and puts googly eyes on them.

Author:  jessica [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 12:10 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gardening Jokes

Why do melons have fancy weddings?
Because they cantaloupe.

Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.

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