Silly and shallow celebrity gossip

Abelskiver · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:03 pm **Posts:** 839

The statement from her camp said the family is happy about it. Maybe they think getting married will keep her off the bong? So young. But hey whatever, she's just being Miley.

RandiJM · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 1:29 pm

Haha that would be the dumbest reason to get married. I'm not really shocked at someone that age announcing an engagement; I'm mostly just still surprised that little Miley Cyrus from the Disney channel is with a hot Hemsworth bro. Jelloooo

molly · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:34 pm

It is cracking me up a lot that Scout Willis (age 20) was caught for underage drinking and that specifically she was drinking "an 8-ounce Pakistani beer." What a criminal!

RandiJM · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 2:38 pm

molly wrote:

It is cracking me up a lot that Scout Willis (age 20) was caught for underage drinking and that specifically she was drinking "an 8-ounce Pakistani beer." What a criminal!

Hahaha I can't believe that made any news. Oh no a 20-year-old was drinking a beer! The influence of terrible famous parents.

mixmaster_mo · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:44 pm

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Aubade · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 5:40 pm

Danielle Staub from NJ Housewives has filed for bankruptcy.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 6:48 pm

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Except lots of them get in cars and drive. Lots of crepe now around graduation.

strawberryrock · **Joined:** Sun Oct 24, 2010 6:15 pm **Posts:** 1665

lavawitch wrote:

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Except lots of them get in cars and drive. Lots of crepe now around graduation.

I firmly believe this is why 16 year olds should be allowed to drink but not drive. Know your limits before you get a license!

elouise · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 8:35 pm

I wonder if Miley's pregnant. Her family's pretty religious, right?

GraciaKai · **Posted:** Wed Jun 06, 2012 9:09 pm

RandiJM wrote:

Omg thank you thank you Tlish, that is going to be my new fave thing!!! I worked there one summer and it's so hilariously right on.

You worked for Conde Nast! The ways in which I am jealous of you just keep growing!

Liz_D · **Posted:** Thu Jun 07, 2012 9:11 pm

Abelskiver wrote:

The statement from her camp said the family is happy about it. Maybe they think getting married will keep her off the bong? So young. But hey whatever, she's just being Miley.

They've dated a couple of years, haven't they? Don't think marriage will change her if dating him didn't. Won't keep her from the bong, and won't probably get her wearing a bra/stop showing side boob.

mixmaster_mo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:41 am

lavawitch wrote:

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Except lots of them get in cars and drive. Lots of crepe now around graduation.

I stand by my statement. It's not like adults are any better. Drinking and driving is an entirely different issue that only belongs in this thread if we're talking about some celebrity mug shots.

My favorite is still Nick Nolte's.

Quarantined · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:58 am

strawberryrock wrote:

lavawitch wrote:

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Except lots of them get in cars and drive. Lots of crepe now around graduation.

I firmly believe this is why 16 year olds should be allowed to drink but not drive. Know your limits before you get a license!

yeah. I think there's a problem in this country because alcohol is such a forbidden taboo, and kids learn to binge-drink instead of enjoy and handle it reasonably. sorry to derail further.

mixmaster_mo · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:04 am

As said just above, let's move away from the underage stuff and talk the dirty, filthy celebrity talk.

RandiJM · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:09 am

Justin Long and Kate Mara are apparently dating! I like them. (They also apparently saw Jesus Christ Superstar on Bway at the performance I was planning to go to, but my brother convinced me to watch sports on tv with him instead. Someone owes me.)

GraciaKai · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:24 am

RandiJM wrote:

Justin Long and Kate Mara are apparently dating! I like them. (They also apparently saw Jesus Christ Superstar on Bway at the performance I was planning to go to, but my brother convinced me to watch sports on tv with him instead. Someone owes me.)

That was not a fair trade.

RandiJM · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 11:28 am

No shiitake!!!

lavawitch · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 12:58 pm

mixmaster_mo wrote:

lavawitch wrote:

mixmaster_mo wrote:

I honestly don't give two shiitakes about underage drinking. 16, 17, 20...have at it! Haha.

I do, however, loathe Miley Cyrus with a fiery fist of passion.

Except lots of them get in cars and drive. Lots of crepe now around graduation.

I stand by my statement. It's not like adults are any better. Drinking and driving is an entirely different issue that only belongs in this thread if we're talking about some celebrity mug shots.

My favorite is still Nick Nolte's.

I agree with you about the drinking age. This country is way too puritanical about some things. Locking them away as forbidden fruit is nonsensical.

Abelskiver · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 5:03 pm **Posts:** 839

See Scout Willis was drinking in public! That's what is so dumb about it. At least go to a club or something, why are you boozing on the street??

LisaPunk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 4:37 pm

apparently Lindsay Lohan was rushed to the hospital after crashing into the back of an 18 wheeler?
shes claiming its not her fault but typically in a rear end car crash its usually the one doing the rear ending that is at fault.

apparently she is ok. did not say if the 18 wheeler driver was ok.

Kelly · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:26 pm

LisaPunk wrote:

apparently she is ok. did not say if the 18 wheeler driver was ok.

It would be pretty difficult for an 18 wheeler to not be okay, when pit against a porsche.

LisaPunk · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 5:37 pm

hahahaha very true!

Tofulish · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:28 pm

Poor Lindsay Lohan. I'm so happy she's okay - I can't help but root for her, because I still think of her as that cute freckle-faced kid, and its so good that no one else got hurt too.

She's had a few accidents recently, and I just hope that this is the last one, because next time she might not be so lucky.

Quote:

The accident is the latest vehicular mishap for Lohan, who had her driver's license restored in August 2010 after losing her driving privileges because of a pair of DUI arrests in 2008. She is still being sued by three men who claim Lohan forced them to remain in a sport utility vehicle she commandeered and used to chase a woman she thought was her assistant on Pacific Coast Highway. That incident ended in the parking lot of the Santa Monica Police Department, where Lohan was arrested.

Friday's accident comes after the Los Angeles District Attorney's Office last month determined there was insufficient evidence to pursue a case against Lohan in a nightclub manager's claim that the actress struck him with her sports car.

Read more here: http://www.charlotteobserver.com/2012/0 ... rylink=cpy

lavawitch · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:35 pm

I know. With all her advantages, it still seems she was cosmically screwed from the start with those awful parents.

She doesn't actually seem to have any redeeming qualities but I still can't help rooting for her.

I rooted for Britney Spears too; I'm glad she got the help she needed.

I guess there is always hope--look how awesome Drew Barrymore turned out to be.

lavawitch · **Posted:** Fri Jun 08, 2012 10:38 pm

Holy crepe. I just looked on TMZ. LL has a guardian angle or something; that is one hell of a totaled car. And not injured and back at work 2 hours later? At least it seems no substance was involved.

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