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Since this is silly and shallow gossip, I present these super fugly pants:

There is nothing ok about those jeans. Nothing.

I don't even get those! What is going on there, Rih?! I love the makeup look though.

I would never have thought of Rihanna as a nevernude!

<3

Right?! She dated John Mayer.

Longest crotch ever?!

At least she no longer has Ronald McDonald's hair?

Those pants are apparently super-roomy and comfortable. For when you're trappin' on your pj. There is probably too much room in those pants for anyone flying coach.


http://buzzworthy.mtv.com/2013/03/05/ri ... jet-photo/

I for one am super excited about her River Island clothing collection. http://style.mtv.com/2013/02/19/rihanna ... -campaign/ Nothing looks sexier on a 40 something chubby vegan! Leela will be so proud of me!

Ha, the first thing I saw in the picture was the awesome lip color! Want! Wonder what brand? color? is it vegan? so many questions! Then, the jeans... Oh.

Pretty sure that's the new Rhi Woo lipstick from her MAC collection.

Hmm, must investigate further! Thanks!

you guys- super bummed I missed this sale:

http://www.goop.com/shop/goop-giving-ch ... -sale.html

That is a really nice idea!

I had a dream that George Clooney did a raffle to be his Oscar date to raise funds for the Nuba. Everyone paid at least $100 per ticket, and if you won, you got to go to the Oscars as his date, with all the bells and whistles - couture dress, jewelry, red carpet, dinner after-party. Obvs because it was my dream, I won and we were late (because I was nursing Leela) so he joked that I was trying to upstage Beyonce and then I got to talk to reporters about the plight of the Nuba. I would totally enter that raffle!

haha, I was being sarcastic because it's Gwynnie Goop, but you're much nicer person than I!

(it is a nice idea)

Well, knowing GP, it was probably a good idea gone horribly wrong. Like selling her used plain white T that she uses for yoga for a minimum bid of $5000. Or her inspirations line of thong underwear "I'm more humble and better looking than Beyonce and gosh darn it, people want to be me."

thanks to the miley cyrus rumours Ive been having wet dreams involving liam hemsworth. i dont know how i feel about that. I realized his nose looks like my boyfriends' too...

and weirdly, i really dont want them to break up. No idea why I even care.

I guess it would be better if Gwynnie P donated her used yoga shirt to charity and let them raffle it off? You know, bring in the middleman? (For once). It wouldn't be so unseemly then. Or if she just gave $5000 to her fave charity and GOOPed about it? I don't know. It's like she's doing charity all wrong.

i dont get it. all the clothes look so basic. like someone made a mistake and wrote 1000 instead of 10 as a price.

yeah I feel like by doing it through her website it's like she's bragging, "Looook at all my gorgeous clothes that I am discarding to you peons" or something haha.

"My sweat-soaked stuff has monetary value! The peasants will clamor for it! Because it belonged to me! And I am, after all, ME. And you are not ME but you know you want to be ME so take this piece of ME because that's as close as you'll come! Yes, buy my castoffs soaked in my effluvia!!! It's for charity!!!"

Someone should start a joke celebrity website peddling skidmarked undies as a GOOP parody.

are the clothes more expensive or cheaper than they originally were?

hahaaaaaaa! I love you. I hate Paltrow with the passion of a thousand exploding suns. She's the worst.

They seem cheaper, but not by much. Had she quietly donated them somewhere else, they'd probably get more. Who knows. At least she didn't accompany each piece with a paragraph about much they enriched her life, like her hand painted wallpaper. She could have gone on and on about all the philosophical epiphanies she had while wearing those shoes.

I want to eat them.