terrible song lines

Shy Mox · **Posted:** Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:53 am

choirqueer wrote:

paprikapapaya wrote:

fruitbat wrote:

"Cause it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not" followed a few lines later by "Take my hand and we'll make it I swear"

Also, it works way better if you change it to "it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not".

Ooooooooo, sittin' on a chaaaaair.

baps · **Posted:** Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:49 pm

"Love my life and my public
Put god first and can't forget to stay real!
To me it's like breathing."

Pretty much all of jenny from the block makes me cringe but that's the worst bit.

Bun · **Posted:** Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:42 am

"Your romantic rights are all that you got.
Push 'em down son, it's more than just lip.
Come on girls, I know you know what you want.
Come on, come on now and give 'em all shhhhh..."

baps · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 8:24 am

"Girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me."

I hate that song anyway but that line makes me ragey.

choirqueer · **Posted:** Fri Sep 21, 2012 4:29 pm

baps wrote:

"Girl you're my angel, you're my darling angel
Closer than my peeps you are to me."

I hate that song anyway but that line makes me ragey.

YEAH. Also that song was a hit before anybody really used the word "peeps", so it sounded even more ridiculous then.

acr · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2012 4:51 pm

"you're like a porn star / sparkling through, yeah"

maybe i don't watch enough porn, but i have no idea what that means. is it sparkly, usually? the song is not about sexy vampires, so don't even.

gwenc02 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2012 6:03 pm

How has no one mentioned Robin Thicke yet?

Baby girl, you're the shiitake
that makes you my equivalent
so you can leave your toys in the drawer tonight

I

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Wed Apr 10, 2013 7:56 pm

20 worst lyrics ever
featuring such brilliant lines as:

"If I was a sculptor
But then again, no"

"The way you move it
You make my pee-pee go
'Doing-doing-doing'"

"There were plants
And birds
And rocks
And things"

and

"Your butt is mine."

baps · **Posted:** Thu Apr 11, 2013 3:06 am

crowderpea wrote:

Here are the most terrible of song lyrics.

I'm so glad I read through this thread again because this is gold, especially this comment:

Quote:

I need to wash my laptop, my eyes, and my mind in bleach.

hehe.

(I still <3 Nickelback)

AlwaysHungry · **Joined:** Thu Oct 21, 2010 4:49 am **Posts:** 502

Oh Gawd, Nickelback... the sooner they ride their tour-bus off a cliff, the better.

crowderpea · **Posted:** Thu Apr 25, 2013 8:30 pm

I think Nickelback and Scott Stapp should collaborate on a song.

julialegume · **Posted:** Thu Apr 25, 2013 9:13 pm

Jess was singing "Tale as old as time" blah blah blah blah blah.. from Beauty and the Beast. Then she asked, oh hey what's that song about the Beast? I was like, ummm Kill the Beast?

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