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 Post subject: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:55 pm 
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http://boingboing.net/2013/02/13/notably-adorable-child-explain.html

(And yeah, it's more or less Isa and Terry's recipe, as credited on the original post.)

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 Post subject: Re: Kids makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 8:58 pm 
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i think you just changed my mind about having kids

/topical.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:02 pm 
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actually, no, he said one and a fourth? It's one and a quarter!

Blimmin' kids. Pains in the arse.

Also, red food colouring is made of chemicals or bugs or coal. It's way badsauce anywhichway.

/backtrack.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:03 pm 
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actually, no, he said one and a fourth? It's one and a quarter!

Blimmin' kids. Pains in the arse.

Also, red food colouring is made of chemicals or bugs or coal. It's way badsauce anywhichway.

/backtrack.

I think the "fourth" thing is an Americanism. Just have Scottish kids (or Canadian! ahem) and you should be okay.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:05 pm 
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He's pretty judgmental about people eating salt, too.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:06 pm 
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I'm not sure i like this kid.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:13 pm 
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j-dub wrote:
interrobang?! wrote:
actually, no, he said one and a fourth? It's one and a quarter!

Blimmin' kids. Pains in the arse.

Also, red food colouring is made of chemicals or bugs or coal. It's way badsauce anywhichway.

/backtrack.

I think the "fourth" thing is an Americanism. Just have Scottish kids (or Canadian! ahem) and you should be okay.

Are Canadian babies born with an intrinsic knowledge of the metric system? Because that would sway me...

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:38 pm 
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interrobang?! wrote:
j-dub wrote:
interrobang?! wrote:
actually, no, he said one and a fourth? It's one and a quarter!

Blimmin' kids. Pains in the arse.

Also, red food colouring is made of chemicals or bugs or coal. It's way badsauce anywhichway.

/backtrack.

I think the "fourth" thing is an Americanism. Just have Scottish kids (or Canadian! ahem) and you should be okay.

Are Canadian babies born with an intrinsic knowledge of the metric system? Because that would sway me...

Canadian babies are in this horrid no-mans land where they know inches and feet but not miles; kilometres but not centimetres; centigrade up to room temperature and then fahrenheit after it.

I do know grams and mls, though! I mean, Canadian babies know them.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 9:48 pm 
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his apron is fantastic.

when i learned fractions in school, i learned 1/4 as "one-fourth," not "one quarter." and i was a lot older than this kid seems to be, so i give him credit for not saying "one four" like i probably would have at his age.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Wed Feb 13, 2013 11:11 pm 
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In one of the Ramona books I learned that "one quarter" is dangerous, foul evil. She has to leave the house at a quarter till/after (can't remember) and figures that since a quarter in money is twenty-five cents, a quarter in time is twenty-five minutes. When I first read this, I'd already developed a certain animosity towards numbers and Ramona's tribulation only cemented it. Fractions are the devil's plaything.

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Thu Feb 14, 2013 10:22 am 
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I want him to have his own cooking show, I would watch it. Especially if he keeps saying stuff like "the night sky is coming down" when pouring chocolate chips.. what?!

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interrobang?! wrote:
He's pretty judgmental about people eating salt, too.


If he had started on the oil all hell was going to break loose here.


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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
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people who eat too much salt can die right?


AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA

this kid needs his own show! <3

one question: how on earth does a 4 year old stay so clean through this whole process?

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 Post subject: Re: Kid makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
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also 2 TABLESPOONS food coloring? holy schnikeys.....

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He had me at "Vetch Tubble OIL".

I love this kid.

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LisaPunk wrote:
people who eat too much salt can die right?


AHAHAHAHAHHAAAA


I know, that made me laugh out loud too!

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i think you just changed my mind about having kids

/topical.


This kid didn't change my mind, but I sure would love to hang with him one afternoon!

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 Post subject: Re: Kids makes vegan cupcakes, gets boingboinged.
PostPosted: Fri Feb 15, 2013 8:31 am 
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This kid didn't change my mind, but I sure would love to hang with him one afternoon!


you should have him over to bake you some cupcakes and narrate the process!

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