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 Post subject: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:31 pm 
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This is one of the most horrible yet fascinating things I've seen yet that has stemmed from America's new bacon obsession

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http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/

They pull alcoholic energy drinks off the shelf...but this looks like it's much worse for you.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:32 pm 
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"try placing a couple Bacon Explosion slices on a warm Pillsbury’s Grands Biscuit. You’ll reach pork Nirvana in no time flat!"

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:33 pm 
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Your warning is not enough! That is so disgusting and ... bacony.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:34 pm 
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Holy hell.
And I scanned the comments. Gross.


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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:34 pm 
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I guess I'm the last to know about this?

From wikipedia:

the "5,000 calorie barbeque dish has become one of the most popular meal ideas in the world."

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:34 pm 
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I agree with Sarah-Jane. I was literally wincing and averting my eyes as I scrolled.

Must... stop.... gag reflex.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
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So who is veganizing this?

I totally want some veganized tempeh bacon explosion now.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:40 pm 
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Tofulish wrote:
So who is veganizing this?

I totally want some veganized tempeh bacon explosion now.


I guess it is time that someone made a vegan version of this monstrosity, what with it being one of the most popular meal ideas in the world and all!

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:09 pm 
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That actually makes me feel sick to my stomach and stuff like this usually doesn't. So disgusting.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 7:12 pm 
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
That actually makes me feel sick to my stomach and stuff like this usually doesn't. So disgusting.


is it that the bacon looks like it's 90% fat?

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:31 pm 
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I'm so confused. Why would this ever happen? The basket weaving of the bacon slices? Why?


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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:39 pm 
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so gross

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Allison, not Alison wrote:
I'm so confused. Why would this ever happen? The basket weaving of the bacon slices? Why?

Because it looks pretty? It makes it artsy-craftsy?

.... I got nothin'


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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:43 pm 
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mixmaster_mo wrote:
That actually makes me feel sick to my stomach and stuff like this usually doesn't. So disgusting.


is it that the bacon looks like it's 90% fat?

Yes. Also, I hated bacon unless it was burnt beyond recognition. I can't even imagine all that grease.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
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One of my totally obnoxious coworkers was going on about how amazing this looked last week. That alone should have stopped me from actually looking at the pictures, but the morbid curiosity to see just how gross this could be won out. Now all I can say is: Ew.


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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
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Son of Seitan wrote:
I guess I'm the last to know about this?

From wikipedia:

the "5,000 calorie barbeque dish has become one of the most popular meal ideas in the world."


You know what the world's most popular meal idea is? Bowl of rice.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 2:30 am 
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i'm disappointed this thread wasn't about kevin bacon

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The cooked one looks like a turd on a plate. Gah.

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I felt my arteries clog just looking at it. I want to vomit.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:20 am 
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This is on a level of grossness the KFC Double Down could only dream of. I need to clear my head before I accidentally clear my stomach.

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 Post subject: Re: BACON EXPLOSION!!!
PostPosted: Wed Dec 15, 2010 11:42 am 
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I was told about this by a friend with a very carnivorous father who was actually going to make this freaky thing for a holiday meal. I had no idea it was that horrible. The pictures really reaffirm the nastiness.


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