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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:19 am 
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
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Reminds me of my cousin and her friend Brian - Brian's mom always got mad at them when they used BTW...turns out she thought it meant 'bring the weed'


My mom swears up and down that it's "bite the weenie."

Like from Grease?

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:28 am 
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
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Reminds me of my cousin and her friend Brian - Brian's mom always got mad at them when they used BTW...turns out she thought it meant 'bring the weed'


My mom swears up and down that it's "bite the weenie."

Like from Grease?


with relish!

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:32 am 
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^ haha greatness!

I have an endless supply of hilarious mom texts, emails, and IMs. Here is the latest from a gchat:

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hi honey i just watched amovie called i forgot hahaha with liam neesom antonia bandaraas and laurie lindley


I sent it to my brother and we were crying; she got every name wrong.

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:35 am 
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My dad has only ever sent me one test message, it was all in capitals with no spaces!

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:45 am 
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That's an awesome blog! I love it!

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The next one said "tht wld rck" because he took out all the vowels because he want to abbreviate text talk.

That wild rack?


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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:11 am 
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My father-in-law just sends annoying texts. Like, instead of asking me if I was almost off of work in any kind of words, he just sent '?' I knew what he meant but it's still annoying. And he often replies to texts with 'k'.

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:41 am 
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I wish my parents would send me silly texts that make no sense. They always make sense.

Maybe I will teach my nana how to text, that would be hysterical. My uncle insisted she needed a cell phone but she has no idea how to use it. I tried to show her a few times and now I get random calls from her when she thinks she is calling my aunt. Or dad. Cause Liz and David look so similar in the phone?

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
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My Mom's Facebook posts are more concerning than these.. everyone can see them!

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 12:11 pm 
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Me: I hate and will most likely never cook in that apartment. I stick to velveeta shells and cheese and carrots and hummus.
Dad: hummus is probably very high in saturated fat - you have heart and cholesterol history in your ancestors!!!!! velveeta is horrible for you! and you don’t mention ANYTHING with protein in it. And you are a woman, what about the calcium???
Dad: u need a life coach

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
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My mom figured out how to picture message at some point and now sends me pictures of the family cat and dog doing fairly mundane things.


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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:36 pm 
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VeganFoodRocks wrote:
I wish my parents would send me silly texts that make no sense. They always make sense.

Maybe I will teach my nana how to text, that would be hysterical. My uncle insisted she needed a cell phone but she has no idea how to use it. I tried to show her a few times and now I get random calls from her when she thinks she is calling my aunt. Or dad. Cause Liz and David look so similar in the phone?


My aunt gave my granny a mobile phone and my gran's great with just answering calls but she'll panic whenever someone texts her... because then suddenly there's this very strange sign on the display that just won't go away!!!!


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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:45 pm 
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My parents are... good at texting? I know, it sounds crazy but it's true.

However, my dad does insist on ending most things (texts, facebook updates, emails, what have you) with :->~~~
It's his signature bearded smiley face. My dad has a beard, you see.

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
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joyfulgirl wrote:
That's an awesome blog! I love it!

luckyklutz wrote:
The next one said "tht wld rck" because he took out all the vowels because he want to abbreviate text talk.

That wild rack?


That would rock?

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 5:51 pm 
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Shy Mox wrote:
joyfulgirl wrote:
That's an awesome blog! I love it!

luckyklutz wrote:
The next one said "tht wld rck" because he took out all the vowels because he want to abbreviate text talk.

That wild rack?


That would rock?


Yup, that would rock. A for effort.

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 8:29 pm 
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DAD: You could poop your pants in the yankee candle store and no one would know.



If I didn't know better, I'd be sure that this is my dad...he says crepe like this all the time.

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 Post subject: Re: When parents text
PostPosted: Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:22 pm 
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Yup, that would rock. A for effort.

I thought it was that would rock, but I was hoping it was actually that wild rack, because that would make the story even better.


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