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Like from Grease?

with relish!

^ haha greatness!

I have an endless supply of hilarious mom texts, emails, and IMs. Here is the latest from a gchat:



I sent it to my brother and we were crying; she got every name wrong.

My dad has only ever sent me one test message, it was all in capitals with no spaces!

That's an awesome blog! I love it!


That wild rack?

My father-in-law just sends annoying texts. Like, instead of asking me if I was almost off of work in any kind of words, he just sent '?' I knew what he meant but it's still annoying. And he often replies to texts with 'k'.

I wish my parents would send me silly texts that make no sense. They always make sense.

Maybe I will teach my nana how to text, that would be hysterical. My uncle insisted she needed a cell phone but she has no idea how to use it. I tried to show her a few times and now I get random calls from her when she thinks she is calling my aunt. Or dad. Cause Liz and David look so similar in the phone?

My Mom's Facebook posts are more concerning than these.. everyone can see them!

SO true!

My mom figured out how to picture message at some point and now sends me pictures of the family cat and dog doing fairly mundane things.

My aunt gave my granny a mobile phone and my gran's great with just answering calls but she'll panic whenever someone texts her... because then suddenly there's this very strange sign on the display that just won't go away!!!!

My parents are... good at texting? I know, it sounds crazy but it's true.

However, my dad does insist on ending most things (texts, facebook updates, emails, what have you) with :->~~~
It's his signature bearded smiley face. My dad has a beard, you see.

That would rock?

Yup, that would rock. A for effort.

If I didn't know better, I'd be sure that this is my dad...he says crepe like this all the time.

I thought it was that would rock, but I was hoping it was actually that wild rack, because that would make the story even better.