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 Post subject: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:48 pm 
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Because we're never gonna stop loving it.

So i'm finally watching the RoL Where Are They Now special, and i'm totally horrified at Marcia's ridiculous boob job. They're huge and her boobs were nice before!

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 Post subject: Re: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:22 pm 
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I didn't even notice her boob job, and this just proves I watch too much VH1.

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 20, 2010 3:27 pm 
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That special was a yawn fest.


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 Post subject: Re: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
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That special was a yawn fest.

Seriously! I haven't been excited about anything celebreality since MWAM. This needs to change!


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 Post subject: Re: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
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I tried to post this yesterday, but I initially thought it was going to be like that huge Real World reunion/where are they now. Everybody was in the same room and they did quick interviews with people. Much more potential for drama. I mean, nobody even got their extensions pulled in this special! That's not right!

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 Post subject: Re: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:39 am 
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Yeah, it was 'vegas vegas stripper stripper baby baby'. Okay, I was a little surprised at the baby part, but still.

Also, I do not give a stinky shiitake what Lacy is doing, ever. I know she rescues dogs, but she treats people like shiitake and is the stereotypical Peta supporter.

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We can post about Bret's new show here, right?

Last night's ep was amusing. I probably should not have been laughing at Bret's death conversation with Jorja, but I couldn't help it. First he's telling her that when she dies, God will take her to heaven and replace her and she's wailing "I don't wanna be replaced with a loooooseeeeer!" Then she's posing questions like "What if I died when I was three?" and Bret's all, "But, sweetie, you're five."

For some reason, this show goes by so quickly. I guess I got, um, spoiled, by the one hour madness that was Rock of Love.

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And Destiny! She was all...clean faced and normal. It was weird.

And since my friend's brother once told her that Destiny reminded him of me, we now refer to Destiny as me so I get to say "Wow, I've had a lot of botox" or "I could really use some eyeliner"

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I've actually started watching bits of Rock Of Love 1 at work because it's on Netflix Watch Instantly. I forgot about one of my favorite lines from any tv shoe, ever:

Rodeo: We were sitting on the couch, holding hands, and I could feel his soul...through the hand.

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Ah, Rodeo. Didn't she come out with a line of sausages or something? And everything she did was "for the children." Her cowboy hat was for the children, I specifically remember hearing her say that.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:23 am 
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She came out with a barbecue sauce, I know that for sure because my roommate wanted to buy it for me but we couldn't find out if it was vegan

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 Post subject: Re: The VH1 Celebreality thread!
PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:47 am 
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I genuinely appreciate most of the RoL girls for their entertainment value, if they seem like complete bitchface whores or not. I think the only people who I really am like, "Let's get them off of my t.v. now!" are Lacey, and maybe Brittanya because she's pretty but god, she is dumb and MEAN. Oh, and Taya. Ugh.

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I just saw that Mario Lopez has a show starting on the 1st. I'm kinda torn. Loved Slater, think Mario is kinda cheesy.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 11:51 am 
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I really don't give a fork about him and his baby and his baby mama. Unless his baby mama is a stripper who is going to get drunk and microwave food.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 26, 2010 12:02 pm 
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He used to date Ali Landry and she's related to me, so I have my allegiances.

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Do y'all remember life before celebrities whored themselves out? I remember when I heard about The Osbournes and thought it was career suicide. Now VH1 is just a bordello of celebrity shame. I love it, especially since so many celebs rarely last past a season.

I need Celebrity Rehab to come back because there are some real winners in this latest cast.

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 30, 2010 11:28 am 
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Apparently VH1 is re-showing the first season of I Love Money, because my DVR is filled with it! I never got to see it, but it's got a great cast: Dave/12 Pack, Frank, Real, Chance, Heather, Destiny, Rodeo, Brandi C, Megan, Mr. Boston, and some other people.

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Everyone must watch. That show was what made me fall in love with Megan.

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Whaaat? They're playing old episodes of SNL over here. I'd rather watch I Love Money. I love Frank on those shows because he's insane.

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It looks like they had a mini-marathon, because my DVR recorded the first six episodes on Tuesday.

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New show to watch: My Big Friggin' Wedding, which is made by the same people who did Jersey Shore, so you can probably figure out what it's about. I wasn't that interested until I read the recap on the VH1 blog, but it seemed funny so I watched the first one.

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i've been watching season 1 of RoL on netflix. i think i like it better when all the swears are bleeped out and i don't have to look at brett michaels's boner...

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brett michaels's boner...

Off to Netflix because I have to find out if his wang is made of the finest European implants!

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esme wrote:
brett michaels's boner...


I'm hearing this in my head with a haunting echo.

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esme wrote:
i've been watching season 1 of RoL on netflix. i think i like it better when all the swears are bleeped out and i don't have to look at brett michaels's boner...



THIS! Can...never...unsee...

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