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Mr. Shankly
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Post subject: The Glenn Beck Diet Program  Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 7:55 pm |
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:45 pm |
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lololololololol
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j-dub
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:00 am |
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I just read the testimonial from Lady Beck and it is so bizarre. "My husband was endorsing this product but I really had no idea what it was. But then I lost a bunch of weight!" And his testimonial, for the product HE'S endorsing: "my wife lost weight!"
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matwinser
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:27 am |
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Unless he endorses a programme to help him lose douchebaggery, I am not interested.
Mat.
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Tofulish
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:40 am |
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I think its funny to describe eating 5 meal replacements and one real meal as "a lifestyle not a diet."
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VanillaDoe
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 6:12 am |
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If thats not gonna mess up your metabolism and make you miserable then I don't know what will.
It's like a permanant diet, you'll do a silly fad to bring your weight down then you'll maintain on a small amount of food.
Or if you eat normally you'll put it back on and then some. You need to repair your body and metabolism!
Whats the point in this diet if you have to restrict after anyway?!
Notice she makes 'wise choices' at the festivities... whats the point in celebrating if your just going to be thinking about not putting on weight all the time? That's no fun at all!
Also never trust a diet that a friend of a friend, or a brother in laws cousin's friend , your grandma's friends nephews girlfriend said about, or your gym instructors other client of whom you've never seen, has tried out.
Seriously! Why do people want to try the diets of the people of whom they have never seen?!
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Olives
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:20 am |
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j-dub wrote: I just read the testimonial from Lady Beck and it is so bizarre. "My husband was endorsing this product but I really had no idea what it was. But then I lost a bunch of weight!" And his testimonial, for the product HE'S endorsing: "my wife lost weight!" this. I had to read twice to make sure I understood... Because?????
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Desdemona
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:57 am |
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matwinser wrote: Unless he endorses a programme to help him lose douchebaggery, I am not interested. Frealz. I expected this to be a recommendation to listen to five minutes of his moronic drivel before every meal, as an appetite suppressant!
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monkeytoes
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:31 am |
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Tofulish wrote: I think its funny to describe eating 5 meal replacements and one real meal as "a lifestyle not a diet." Mmmmm... "meal replacements."
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 11:33 am |
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monkeytoes wrote: Tofulish wrote: I think its funny to describe eating 5 meal replacements and one real meal as "a lifestyle not a diet." Mmmmm... "meal replacements." See, I call those "cookies."
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 12:01 pm |
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I call them nutrient modules.
My favorite is the Wildberry Fruitsplosion™!
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bekki
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:25 pm |
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VanillaDoe wrote: Seriously! Why do people want to try the diets of the people of whom they have never seen?! Well, it's not like it's just any person. It's forking Glenn Beck. Has he ever misrepresented or lied about anything? Ever? Case closed. monkeytoes wrote: Tofulish wrote: I think its funny to describe eating 5 meal replacements and one real meal as "a lifestyle not a diet." Mmmmm... "meal replacements." I think I'm on the LW diet.
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designedtobekind
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:36 pm |
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Well, now I really want a "Body by Beck" t-shirt.
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teppiedoo
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:31 pm |
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ashley
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:43 pm |
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BUY GOLD! Then trade it for nutritionally balanced meal replacements!
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:44 pm |
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It says it's holistic, so it's got to be good.
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FootFace
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:01 am |
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Great, you guys. Now I'm hungry for nutrient modules.
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lavawitch
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 12:03 am |
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FootFace wrote: Great, you guys. Now I'm hungry for nutrient modules. You are in luck. I made cashew coconut cookies. Err, meal replacements.
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VanillaDoe
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:15 am |
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I have no idea who glenn beck is.
Also I meant when you hear people say 'oh im going on the _______ diet because my friends sister in law's cousin's daughter did it and she lost 6 stone in 15 minutes!'
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lepelaar
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:27 am |
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VanillaDoe wrote: I have no idea who glenn beck is.
Consider yourself lucky.
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Mr. Shankly
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Wed Jun 13, 2012 3:01 pm |
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teppiedoo
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:13 am |
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lepelaar wrote: VanillaDoe wrote: I have no idea who glenn beck is.
Consider yourself lucky. He is all that is wrong with America.
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matwinser
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Post subject: Re: The Glenn Beck Diet Program Posted: Thu Jun 14, 2012 7:14 am |
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Honestly though, just thinking about being married to Glenn Beck would be enough to make me lose weight.
Mat.
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