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Sarah-Jane
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:17 pm |
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| A gift from the crasshole god. |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:57 am Posts: 2388 Location: Northern Ireland
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lycophyte wrote: Sarah-Jane wrote: mumbles wrote: PS, does anyone want to snort a line of coke off my dick? That, uh, wasn't a genuine offer right? Cause ... y'know ... I mean, it doesn't even need to be coke, it could be Coke too. I'll get my caffeine any way I can get it. Get in line you crazy caffiend!
_________________ I haven't had any sex dreams lately, but yesterday I had a dump that looked like a penis - pistachiorose
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supercarrot
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:34 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:46 pm Posts: 2930 Location: 5 mi east of philly
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cubed tofu scramble isn't a scramble, it's an incomplete stir-fry.
_________________ I solved it for once and for all -- and for everyone -- by intentionally leaving behind some 9-lives burritos... ~Lorelei4mc supercarrot.com, vegan groupony things, vegan coupons
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paprikapapaya
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:43 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 6:29 pm Posts: 4948 Location: Ontariariario
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Cubed tofu does not a scramble make. I can't believe people still don't understand the error of their ways.
Hand-crumbled is the way to go.
While I'm doling out sage advice, stay away from that dick cocaine, guys.
_________________ Did you notice the slight feeling of panic at the words "Chicken Basin Street"? Like someone was walking over your grave? Try not to remember. We must never remember. - mumbles Is this about devilberries and nazifruit again? - footface
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supercarrot
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 2:55 pm |
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Joined: Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:46 pm Posts: 2930 Location: 5 mi east of philly
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i use an old-timey potato masher. only takes a few smashes, and it's good to go. (the metal kind that is made of a long rod that snakes back and forth. it doesn't over-smash. it's just right.)
_________________ I solved it for once and for all -- and for everyone -- by intentionally leaving behind some 9-lives burritos... ~Lorelei4mc supercarrot.com, vegan groupony things, vegan coupons
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caterpillar
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:18 pm |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 12:10 am Posts: 961 Location: Melbourne, Australia
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monkeytoes
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Fri Mar 01, 2013 8:34 pm |
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Joined: Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:54 pm Posts: 6232 Location: Seattle
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Damn punk rock commie heroin burritos. Getcha every time.
_________________ facebook "The PPK: Come for the pie; stay for the croissants." - tinglepants! "Cockblocked by Richard Branson- again!" - Erika Soyf*cker
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Sarah-Jane
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Post subject: Re: Communism and punk rock Posted: Sat Mar 02, 2013 4:54 am |
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| A gift from the crasshole god. |
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Joined: Thu Oct 21, 2010 11:57 am Posts: 2388 Location: Northern Ireland
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Contaminated burritos?! Definitely a conspiracy.
On a different note: ewwwwwwwwwww!
_________________ I haven't had any sex dreams lately, but yesterday I had a dump that looked like a penis - pistachiorose
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