Homosexuals Conspire to Grope Heteronormative

DangerZone · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:21 pm

Quote:

That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission," he wrote.

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=2182930&nid=25

amandabear · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:24 pm

Those crazy homosexuals and their groping agenda.

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9137

Quote:

"...reportedly said the homosexual agenda in Congress promotes same-sex marriages and adoptions, which will lead to "men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to 'pick out' a little boy for themselves.'"

Is this guy for real?

linanil · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:45 pm

so is that why women pat down women and men pat down men? I knew it.

erawka · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:47 pm

You'd think we'd aim a little higher, no pun intended.

amandabear · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 4:52 pm

Meggs wrote:

Quote:

"...reportedly said the homosexual agenda in Congress promotes same-sex marriages and adoptions, which will lead to "men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to 'pick out' a little boy for themselves.'"

Is this guy for real?

Unfortunately.

DangerZone · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:00 pm

I like that the homosexuals are getting pleasure from innocent airport goers' submission. It makes me think he has a rather kinky fantasy life.

Also, his organization explicitly states that they don't want people treated equally under the law. America means freedom! But not for you!

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9137

amandabear wrote:

Meggs wrote:

Quote:

"...reportedly said the homosexual agenda in Congress promotes same-sex marriages and adoptions, which will lead to "men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to 'pick out' a little boy for themselves.'"

Is this guy for real?

Unfortunately.

I think we should all join hands and skip around in a space where he can see us.

amandabear · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:50 pm

Skip for justice!

Meggs · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:49 pm **Posts:** 9137

amandabear wrote:

Skip for justice!

Will you hold my hand?

amandabear · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 5:58 pm

Meggs wrote:

amandabear wrote:

Skip for justice!

Will you hold my hand?

But of course. I need to hold someone's hand while I skip or I'll fall over.

suzukibeane · **Posted:** Tue Nov 30, 2010 6:12 pm

KarynMC wrote:

Quote:

That means the next TSA official that gives you an enhanced pat-down could be a practicing homosexual secretly getting pleasure from your submission," he wrote.

http://www.wtop.com/?sid=2182930&nid=25

I don't know what I find more disturbing - this quote or your avatar.

(But the kinky TSA official who wants me to submit sounds hot...My family and I were joking about the dude who said something like "Don't touch my junk bro!" during a a pat-down and how we were going to say "Touch my junk bro!" or "Just a little to the left, please...")

Desdemona · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:29 am

KarynMC wrote:

I like that the homosexuals are getting pleasure from innocent airport goers' submission. It makes me think he has a rather kinky fantasy life.

This was my reaction as well; this idea has obviously been taking up space in someone's imagination! (How much do you want to bet he has a few, er, "films" depicting just such a scenario, featuring burly - and for some reason shirtless - TSA employees?)

pickledtreats · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:42 am

Gah...why does it have to be Virginia? My home state is full of so many ridiculous bigots it's, well, ridiculous.

joyfulgirl · **Posted:** Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:50 am

This is exactly the reason I applied for a job with the TSA last week.

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