Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
Do I get a trophy for having the most untouched corpse in the cemetery?
Omg. LOVE THIS. I've always been so bothered by the idea that girls are supposed to be so worried about scars on our bodies and things that will make us look imperfect somehow, and I really don't want my daughter to grow up with that crepe. I can't wait to use this line on my mom next time she tells my daughter to be careful so she doesn't hurt herself and "ruin" her body in some way.