Breaking News: Rush Limbaugh is a nutrition expert

FootFace · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:28 pm

Stupid Rush Limbaugh, who is stupid wrote:

What have I told you about diet and exercise? Exercise is irrelevant.... "How do you know all this?" One of the reasons I know what I know is that I know liberals, and I know liberals lie, and if Michelle Obama's gonna be out there ripping into "food desserts" and saying, "This is why people are fat," I know it's not true. "Rush, do you really believe that? It's that simple to you, liberals lie?" Yes, it is, folks. Once you learn that, once you come to grips with that, once you accept that, the rest is easy. Very, very simple. Now, my doctor has never told me to restrict any intake of salt, but if he did, I wouldn't. I'd just spend more time in the steam or the sauna sweating it out.

http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2010/11/eat-all-the-twinkies-you-want.html

Lixa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 2:45 pm

I did not know he hangs out in a sauna. I want more health and wellness tips from him! I want a GOOP style e-newsletter (ROOL?)

torque · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:05 pm

if i ever got into a sauna and he was in there i would forking shiitake my towel. just the thought makes me want to go on a lifetime fast.

Lixa · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:12 pm

torque wrote:

if i ever got into a sauna and he was in there i would forking shiitake my towel. just the thought makes me want to go on a lifetime fast.

He would be like, "hey, don't be afraid! I'm just in here sweating out the salt."

Also: do you imagine Rush Limbaugh has a good, authoritative doctor? Isn't his doctor like 5 or 6 separate offices who all write him prescriptions?

molly · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:30 pm

Honestly, what is WRONG with him? Just blatantly denying non-controversial science? I cannot imagine a scenario in which he doesn't cry himself to sleep every single night. What a terrible human being.

torque · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:38 pm

Lixa wrote:

He would be like, "hey, don't be afraid! I'm just in here sweating out the salt."

yeah, and the last thing i saw, before i got gulped down, would be this:

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designedtobekind · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 3:47 pm

This is good to know. I'll sell my exercise equipment and start taking long showers!

nickvicious · **Posted:** Fri Nov 12, 2010 5:41 pm

Did anybody else notice that it's all white people on the "the end" page?

acr · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:46 am

quick, one of you filthy liberals tell me that it's not healthy to live on jelly donuts and tots and buffalo wingz! those rda pinkos won't be forcing their "vitamins" and "minerals" down my throat anymore!

celyn · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 8:40 pm **Posts:** 2055

torque wrote:

if i ever got into a sauna and he was in there i would forking shiitake my towel. just the thought makes me want to go on a lifetime fast.

This has resulted in me feeling shitty today. Is it ok to fatbash if you disagree with the person's politics? I guess we should never meet, because you sound pretty judgy. Should fat people not be allowed in saunas, then? Will we disgust you that much?

torque wrote:

Lixa wrote:

He would be like, "hey, don't be afraid! I'm just in here sweating out the salt."

yeah, and the last thing i saw, before i got gulped down, would be this:

And again.

If I'm understanding something wrong, I would love to know, because Torque you have always seemed really cool to me. I am having a hard time reconciling my opinion of you with these posts. Maybe I am really missing something? Certainly I think Rush Limbaugh is a jerk.

I don't think he's a jerk because of his weight, no matter what he says.

radish sandwich · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 2:56 am

So I know that he probably said "food desert", not "food dessert", and it was likely just transcribed wrong. But it's delightful to think about Rush getting mad at Michele Obama because he wrongly thinks she's bashing dessert.

Mihl · **Joined:** Wed Oct 20, 2010 1:58 pm **Posts:** 984

designedtobekind wrote:

This is good to know. I'll sell my exercise equipment and start taking long showers!

Yes, and stop listening to those liberals. They lie!

jogirl · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:27 am

celyn wrote:

torque wrote:

if i ever got into a sauna and he was in there i would forking shiitake my towel. just the thought makes me want to go on a lifetime fast.

This has resulted in me feeling shitty today. Is it ok to fatbash if you disagree with the person's politics? I guess we should never meet, because you sound pretty judgy. Should fat people not be allowed in saunas, then? Will we disgust you that much?

torque wrote:

Lixa wrote:

He would be like, "hey, don't be afraid! I'm just in here sweating out the salt."

yeah, and the last thing i saw, before i got gulped down, would be this:

And again.

If I'm understanding something wrong, I would love to know, because Torque you have always seemed really cool to me. I am having a hard time reconciling my opinion of you with these posts. Maybe I am really missing something? Certainly I think Rush Limbaugh is a jerk.

I don't think he's a jerk because of his weight, no matter what he says.

I really think that it is Rush she has a problem with, not fat people. I don't see any fat bashing here.

jogirl · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 4:29 am

As time goes on, I am finding it harder and harder to believe that Rush Limbaugh is real. He CAN'T be.

torque · **Posted:** Sat Nov 13, 2010 9:12 am

wow, i'm sorry if i offended you celyn. regardless of what size he is i consider him as a jabba- someone who's not above swallowing up other people and their concerns as useless compared to his own. he's a crasshole. i still would shiitake myself if i saw him in a sauna, regardless of his size, because i can't think of anyone else i'd rather not share air with. i would shiitake myself if i saw him on the bus next to me. the man is a douche. as i am for making that weird comment about fasting for life, which i can see might be offensive in a way i didn't intend.

edited to remove snark that you did nothing to deserve.

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