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Author:  FootFace [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:07 am ]
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Books?! Unless they're about sausage or motorcycles, we're not interested.

Author:  mumbles [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:15 am ]
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I would never impugn my father's manliness by suggesting that there was something he wanted or needed that wasn't already his through the mixing of his sweat with raw materials, or by implying that it's even possible to own something that you didn't kill or tame or rip out of the ground yourself. Every year I get him the best present of all, the only present that says "I express my love to you though respectful indifference, not that we would ever talk about it": nothing.

Put that on a card, and then burn the card, and then smear the ashes on your face and kill something beautiful.

Author:  mumbles [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:19 am ]
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Wait, "smear" is not a very manly word. It reminds me too much of lady tests.

Enfilthen. Enfilthen your face with ashes.

Author:  Desdemona [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:20 am ]
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just mumbles wrote:
Wait, "smear" is not a very manly word. It reminds me too much of lady tests.
Very true. {{SHUDDER}}}
just mumbles wrote:
Enfilthen. Enfilthen your face with ashes.
Much better!
coldandsleepy wrote:
Nebraskalaska wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
And I guess it begs the question, "if a man isn't a "real man" what is he?"

A woman! Which is the worst.

Oh for serious. I would absolutely die.
My partner is vegan, hates action movies, doesn't know or care anything about cars, sports, or comic books, and has a PhD in medieval literature. Does this mean that I am a lesbian?
just mumbles wrote:
Wait, "smear" is not a very manly word. It reminds me too much of lady tests.
Very true. {{SHUDDER}}}
just mumbles wrote:
Enfilthen. Enfilthen your face with ashes.
Much better!

Author:  mumbles [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:37 am ]
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I'm a vegan because I'm afraid I might accidentally eat dick meat, I hate action movies because there's too much talking, I built my own car out of iron that I smelted myself through trial and error, the only sport I watch is NASCAR because it doesn't involve sweaty men getting grabby with each other, I only read Steve Ditko's manliest comic (Mr. A, Rex Graine, the manliest name ever), and I learned my trade at the school of hard punches (home of the Punchin' Possums) [unaccredited].

Author:  Mr. Shankly [ Mon Jun 11, 2012 10:38 am ]
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All my poppy ever wants as gifts from me is peanuts. He's not a real man, he's an elephant.

Author:  Citizen Ritson [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 3:55 pm ]
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lavawitch wrote:
FootFace wrote:
Chewbacca didn't use a lightsaber, so I'm totally confused.


Kid. Halloween. Something that lights up to wave around!
Chewbacca had a lightsaber but didn’t use it often because it could only operate on the stun setting, which isn’t useful against Cylons, that’s why he used his sonic screwdriver instead.

I hope that clears things up.

“May the Force, boldly go where it’s bigger on the inside! So say we all!”
-- Chewbacca

Author:  bekki [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:00 pm ]
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FootFace wrote:
Books?! Unless they're about sausage or motorcycles, we're not interested.


What about if they're full of pictures, like Spiderman. That's okay, right?

Also, what the fizzle is up with tie cakes? One of these father's days I'm going to make him a tie cake because he doesn't own a single tie (although I do...what does that make me?) so I figure I may as well make an edible one.

Author:  Erika Soyf*cker [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 7:30 pm ]
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There's a really lovely vegan restaurant in my area that does a special meal for both mother's day and father's day. The mother's day is a brunch, the father's day is "burgers and beer." At mother's day the alcohol was on the side, but on father's day it's half of the menu, because Men Drink Beer.

I would really love to treat my dad to this restaurant like I treated my mom, but he's an alcoholic. Guess he's not a Real Man.

Author:  broseph [ Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:47 pm ]
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Erika Soyf*cker wrote:
I would really love to treat my dad to this restaurant like I treated my mom, but he's an alcoholic. Guess he's not a Real Man.


I disagree with your interpretation. It seems to me that the problem is that he's too much of a Real Man. He's so manly it's dangerous.

Author:  Gulliver [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 9:57 am ]
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just mumbles wrote:
the only sport I watch is NASCAR because it doesn't involve sweaty men getting grabby with each other
My only contributing part in any sports conversation is "I like the bit in rugby where all the men jump on top of each other".
Desdemona wrote:
just mumbles wrote:
Wait, "smear" is not a very manly word. It reminds me too much of lady tests.
Very true. {{SHUDDER}}}
Poppycock. You can smear semen on lots of things. And try doing that without a man's assistance.

But yeah, this is pretty dumb. I think men's issues can get trampled on because men aren't allowed to complain about gender issues without being called sexist by some extremist shouting that women have it worse (and sadly the ones with the loudest voices are the ones people here the most), regardless of the fact that just because women get discriminated against sometimes, it doesn't mean that men don't. If anyone would like to feel good about maleness after this silliness, I urge you to head over to the Good Men Project, which is a blog about men's body issues, gender issues and fatherhood issues and is generally a good read.

Author:  Jigglypuff [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:03 pm ]
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Err...yeah, the Good Men Project doesn't make me feel good about maleness, or anything else really.
http://www.hugoschwyzer.net/2011/12/21/ ... n-project/

They did something else that I found problematic, but I'm having trouble remembering what it was.

Also - I don't think most feminists have an issue with acknowledging that patriarchy harms men in various ways. The issue a lot of feminists have (from my perspective) is that some men will try to use these things to derail conversations about women's issues, or they will refuse to see how some of men's issues are a direct result of misogyny. I see what you mean, though, and I would like for feminists to remember to be more inclusive. Supporting men doesn't have to be to the detriment of women.

Author:  Imitation Of Chris [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:09 pm ]
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just mumbles wrote:
I would never impugn my father's manliness by suggesting that there was something he wanted or needed that wasn't already his through the mixing of his sweat with raw materials, or by implying that it's even possible to own something that you didn't kill or tame or rip out of the ground yourself.

Real men break wild animals, they don't tame them.

Author:  mumbles [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:21 pm ]
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Imitation Of Chris wrote:
Real men break wild animals, they don't tame them.

::nods almost imperceptibly::

Author:  b.vicious [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 3:24 pm ]
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Quote:
Err...yeah, the Good Men Project doesn't make me feel good about maleness, or anything else really.
http://www.hugoschwyzer.net/2011/12/21/ ... n-project/

To be fair, Hugo Schwyzer is also awful.

Author:  Jigglypuff [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 8:34 pm ]
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b.vicious wrote:
Quote:
Err...yeah, the Good Men Project doesn't make me feel good about maleness, or anything else really.
http://www.hugoschwyzer.net/2011/12/21/ ... n-project/

To be fair, Hugo Schwyzer is also awful.

Oh, definitely, to me that's why it's even more striking that he felt the need to step down.

Author:  j-dub [ Thu Jun 14, 2012 10:53 pm ]
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Gulliver wrote:
But yeah, this is pretty dumb. I think men's issues can get trampled on because men aren't allowed to complain about gender issues without being called sexist by some extremist shouting that women have it worse (and sadly the ones with the loudest voices are the ones people here the most), regardless of the fact that just because women get discriminated against sometimes, it doesn't mean that men don't. If anyone would like to feel good about maleness after this silliness, I urge you to head over to the Good Men Project, which is a blog about men's body issues, gender issues and fatherhood issues and is generally a good read.

In my experience, the people who are having the most conversations about the ways that patriarchy limits men and masculine performance are feminists (of all genders).

And, honestly, I'm going to come right out here and say it. Yes, patriarchal gender shiitake hurts men. It hurts men a lot a lot a lot. However, to say that women "are discriminated against sometimes" or that it's hard to tell who has it worse is, to me, bizarre and downright offensive.

Men are not making 70 cents to the dollar. Men are not making up 80% of the poor. Men are not having their bodily autonomy stripped away from them. Men are not experiencing the vast, vast, vast majority of intimate violence.

That doesn't mean that men in a forked up capitalist patriarchy are rolling in roses (or, uh, meat?), or that binarized gender expectations don't cause immense amounts of pain. But I do think it's disingenuous to pretend that patriarchal forces disadvantage men and women equally. If they did, well, it wouldn't be the patriarchy.

Author:  Gulliver [ Fri Jun 15, 2012 2:11 am ]
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j-dub wrote:
That doesn't mean that men in a forked up capitalist patriarchy are rolling in roses (or, uh, meat?), or that binarized gender expectations don't cause immense amounts of pain. But I do think it's disingenuous to pretend that patriarchal forces disadvantage men and women equally. If they did, well, it wouldn't be the patriarchy.
Oh, I agree entirely, but that doesn't mean both sides can't work to empower both sides to empower each other.

Author:  Squeak [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:58 am ]
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Cracked.com did an article on this topic recently. Comments and whatnot.
http://www.cracked.com/article_19758_th ... o-men.html

Author:  IsaChandra [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:18 pm ]
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I thought this thread was going to be about me.

Author:  bunniee [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:22 pm ]
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Was the DK ad even serious? To me it looks like a parody of what Real Men supposedly want.

solipsistnation wrote:
Wouldn't looking at a book of sausages be, you know, kind of gay?

Let me know when there's a book of donuts for me to peruse. (Or bagels. I like Jewish girls too.)


What if the donuts are all Long Johns with cream filling?

Author:  Mars [ Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:30 pm ]
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bunniee wrote:
What if the donuts are all Long Johns with cream filling?

Yes please.

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