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 Post subject: That glorious anti-Mitt screed
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 11:46 am 
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You might have read it already. Read it again. Savor it.

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From a black man to Mitt Romney: fork you.

Black people don't want free shiitake, you out of touch Dr. Reed Richards hair having mother hubbard.

We want the same shiitake that your white constituency wants: Opportunity, good schools, safe streets, JOBS, a house that doesn't forking double and triple in interest rate while the value plummets, a place to shiitake with a door on it and the ability to not be denied coverage when we have a medical problem. We're no different than anybody else but you wouldn't know that because the only black person you probably know personally you just happen to be running against him for president.

I'm tired of these piece of shiitake Republicans talking DOWN and whitesplaining to people of color AS IF they had it hard all their lives. NO Mitt Romney, you never had to worry about the price of milk ever in your forking life. You were raised with a silver spoon in your mouth and your father probably owned a silver spoon factory.

If you were really in touch, you'd talk about JOBS because we have a 14% unemployment rate in the black community but your party couldn't pass a fart through cotton much less a forking jobs bill. You'd talk about the safety net but we all know that you and Rand Paul are looking to take a pair of comically large shears to that mother hubbard.

Instead you walk in front of the NAACP and talk PAST them and your message hits your goddamn racist, sexist, homophobic, bible thumping, hate ridden, against their own interest base that ignores when we spend half a million on cruise missiles but complain when they see somebody cashing an unemployment check that happens to own an iPhone. fork YOU.

I have a goddamn question for you, Willard:

What about your perpetually poor white voters in states like West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri and Louisiana that vote for you even though you give no forking care about them. As long as you hammer on how black Obama is, how the liberals want to shoot their white women with abortion guns and the fact that gays want to marry your children they'll continue voting for you. They staff your forked up infantry and you've spent the past 60 years brainwashing them into thinking they deserve to get welfare checks but the second black people get them, it's a problem.

fork you and your face. fork your hair. fork your party. fork Newt Gingrich and fork the whole conservative movement that has allowed their side to turn into this giant self-eating mutated blob.

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 Post subject: Re: That glorious anti-Mitt screed
PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2012 10:13 pm 
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Well, that was cathartic.

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 Post subject: Re: That glorious anti-Mitt screed
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 2:47 pm 
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So not vegan.

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 Post subject: Re: That glorious anti-Mitt screed
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 3:37 pm 
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So much anger.

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 Post subject: Re: That glorious anti-Mitt screed
PostPosted: Sun Jul 15, 2012 7:31 pm 
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IsaChandra wrote:
So not vegan.
alden wrote:
So much anger.
So little grammar, punctuation, or coherence. Alas.

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