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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 11:16 am 
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Obama totally thought Kerry was going to be a girl.



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"First of all, Carrie, that's a girls name. Welcome to my binder."

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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 12:13 pm 
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My favorite part was watching Romney get burned on BO's Benghazi comments. BO: "Read the transcript. CC: "Actually he did call it an act of terror in the rose garden following the attack". BO: "Can you say that a little louder?". I seriously shouted "BOOM!" and jumped out of my seat. That's what we need in these debates. Fact checkers with a "BOOM!" button.

Definitely going to call Obama the winner here. Romney was all flustered and looked like he was about to take his ball and go home. I'm sure he's so used to having other people attending to his every need that being put on the defensive so much came as a bit of a shocker.

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:17 pm 
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 6:25 pm 
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I discovered a way to enjoy the first debate

bad lip reading of the first debate

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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:50 am 
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I found these romney vs his debates videos funny I think they can go here.

Romney obviously looses this debate.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPgfzknYd20&feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZfXvFAe ... ure=g-vrec

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PostPosted: Sat Oct 20, 2012 10:56 am 
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It's amusing to watch him arrogantly smirking at himself.

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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:04 pm 
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either tonight's debate will be the most civilized exchange ever, or the candidates will finally progress from the airing of grievances to the feats of strength.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:10 pm 
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either tonight's debate will be the most civilized exchange ever, or the candidates will finally progress from the airing of grievances to the feats of strength.


And this is already the best quote.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:14 pm 
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either tonight's debate will be the most civilized exchange ever, or the candidates will finally progress from the airing of grievances to the feats of strength.


And this is already the best quote.

We're not going to top that. Goodnight, folks.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:15 pm 
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Romney is the biggest douchebag ever. Hands down. He's such a back-treader. A flip-flopper. And as a Canadian, I am TERRIFIED that he's leading in the polls.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:18 pm 
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smirk smirk smirk. scowl scowl scowl. Learn to control your damn face, Romney!


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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:18 pm 
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Keep it up Obama! Keep pointing out all the lies.

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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:18 pm 
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I really wish there was someone who could read transcripts of Romney's various proclamations to him every time he claims not to have said things he said.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:19 pm 
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Also, I think Romney is plagiarizing the heck out of Obama's bit about Syria.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:28 pm 
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romney thinks our purpose is to promote a peaceful world, and his plan for doing that involves throwing a bunch of weapons at syrian insurgents and shouting "do the right thing!" as he lifts off in his jet?

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 Post subject: Re: The Debate Thread
PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:29 pm 
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romney thinks our purpose is to promote a peaceful world, and his plan for doing that involves throwing a bunch of weapons at syrian insurgents and shouting "do the right thing!" as he lifts off in his jet?

I'm glad I'm not the only one who is confused here.


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war is peace! slavery is freedom!

ugh. I can't believe Romney ever even vaguely intrigued me.


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:30 pm 
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obama's face! he's totally picturing romney's head bursting into flames.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 pm 
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Mitt's debate strategy: Sentences in the 'See Spot Run' tradition; say Israel as many times as possible.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:31 pm 
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romney thinks our purpose is to promote a peaceful world, and his plan for doing that involves throwing a bunch of weapons at syrian insurgents and shouting "do the right thing!" as he lifts off in his jet?


America, fork yeah!

Mitt keeps batting his eyelashes whenever Obama is talking. Either he's flirting or he's planning out his next lie.

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romney thinks our purpose is to promote a peaceful world, and his plan for doing that involves throwing a bunch of weapons at syrian insurgents and shouting "do the right thing!" as he lifts off in his jet?


I want to follow you on twitter.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:37 pm 
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Stop letting Mitt get what he wants!


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:45 pm 
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loved the fewer bayonets line. zing! Has Romney gotten any laughs (with rather than at him) so far?


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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:45 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:45 pm 
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Obama is being soooo condescending. It's fantastic.

"We also have fewer horses and bayonettes."

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