Breaking News: no, no, teabaggers are truly nuts

FootFace · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:14 pm

http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/BlogtownPDX/archives/2010/11/03/read-the-tea-party-childrens-book-about-how-obama-stole-christmas-no-really

One of them writes a children's book where Obama destroys Christmas. There's elves and Stalin and Mao.

And… oh god. These people.

pandacookie · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:17 pm

That seems a bit complicated for a kid's bedtime story.

amandabear · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 9:20 pm

I'm a little impressed. That's some varsity-level crazy right there.

Maggie Muggins · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 10:08 pm

My mind has been blown, but I loved reading the comments.

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Not exactly subtle, is it.

maximumrockandlol · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:14 pm

I want an overflowing sack of cash for xmas.

Imitation Of Chris · **Posted:** Tue Nov 09, 2010 11:14 pm

I kind of wish Liberal Claus would throw his cigarette butt off of his sleigh and 'accidentally' burn down Elf Palin's church or something.

pandacookie · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:13 am

Imitation Of Chris wrote:

I kind of wish Liberal Claus would throw his cigarette butt off of his sleigh and 'accidentally' burn down Elf Palin's church or something.

hee hee

LazySmurf · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 10:03 am

It is the perfect stocking stuffer!

mumbles · **Joined:** Tue Oct 19, 2010 2:53 pm **Posts:** 2667

Imitation Of Chris wrote:

I kind of wish Liberal Claus would throw his cigarette butt off of his sleigh and 'accidentally' burn down Elf Palin's church or something.

Yeah, really. If he's Stalin-Hitler-Mao, why isn't he disappearing some of these fabulists?

designedtobekind · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 11:45 am

Damn...this is too expensive to hand out as gag gifts!

habibivegan · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:09 pm

designedtobekind wrote:

Damn...this is too expensive to hand out as gag gifts!

You could buy one, then hold a dramatic reading with festive treats! Because a dramatic reading of this piece of fine literature is a gift that keeps on giving.

amandabear · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 2:13 pm

habibivegan wrote:

designedtobekind wrote:

Damn...this is too expensive to hand out as gag gifts!

You could buy one, then hold a dramatic reading with festive treats! Because a dramatic reading of this piece of fine literature is a gift that keeps on giving.

Agreed, that would be fantastic.

Lixa · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:24 pm

The illustration of elves sitting on polar bears to listen to an Al Gore speech is the funniest thing I have seen today. Polar bears = optimal seats!

starrynight87 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 10, 2010 9:57 pm

habibivegan wrote:

designedtobekind wrote:

Damn...this is too expensive to hand out as gag gifts!

You could buy one, then hold a dramatic reading with festive treats! Because a dramatic reading of this piece of fine literature is a gift that keeps on giving.

I feel like buying one would just be egging them on.

But seriously, it's times like this when I regret the whole freedom of speech thing.

Quinne · **Posted:** Thu Nov 11, 2010 8:57 am

designedtobekind wrote:

Damn...this is too expensive to hand out as gag gifts!

Sadly, I know too many people who would be delighted to receive this.

lutin · **Posted:** Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:35 pm

You're......kidding. (You're not.)

carolawesome · **Posted:** Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:46 am

I hope no one gives this to a child. Actually, I think most children would know this is the working of a crazy person.

Desdemona · **Posted:** Wed Nov 24, 2010 6:12 pm

Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose! I hereby submit its 1652/3 analogue:

Click here to read more:
http://mercuriuspoliticus.wordpress.com/2008/12/21/a-christmassy-post/

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