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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:06 pm 
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Woman breastfeeds her dog. Sounds like something out of those fake magazines. I sure hope so!

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-to-st ... 3A15%3A36Z

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:09 pm 
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Woman breastfeeds her dog. Sounds like something out of those fake magazines. I sure hope so!

http://www.thefrisky.com/post/246-to-st ... 3A15%3A36Z


What, you've never seen a human breastfeeding an animal before?

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:34 pm 
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What the fork?
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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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I feel like that would hurt. Dogs have big teeth.

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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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But but... she has to eat more calories to feed the dog! Then, of course she has to stop in the 2nd trimester; that's when the milk stops coming anyway!

I would totally bf a puppy for its life. Would I tell the news? No.

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no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk


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no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk


Agreed. Both gross.

After giving birth to me, my mum brought the placenta home to feed to our dogs. Trufax.
I was pretty horrified when I found out. Apparently she didn't want to waste 'all that goodness'.


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GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

I thought the same thing but what bothers me more is that this isn't a generally accepted practice by society. I really, really hope more people don't start doing this.

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A couple nights ago I had a dream that I was breastfeeding kittens. I was really weirded out when I woke up. To my credit, I was weirded out in my dream too, so I would like, pucker my shirt so they could suckle on a nipple-like thing rather than my actual nipple...

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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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Mr. Shankly wrote:
GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

I thought the same thing but what bothers me more is that this isn't a generally accepted practice by society. I really, really hope more people don't start doing this.


neither is being vegan, just sayin'


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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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Well if the dog was hungry and it was a temporary situation, I don't think there is an issue. And yeah would I tell the news? no.

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I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there. ‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.


Pretty sure this woman writes bad fanfiction in her spare time.

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GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

It's not the idea of a dog drinking human breast milk that is so disturbing to me, it's the idea of a dog suckling on its owner's nipple. Pump that shiitake!


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It doesn't bother me at all. I think it's kind of cool actually.

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I remember reading this somewhere else a while back, and I think the consensus was that it was way too descriptive-verging-on-creepy to be real, and that it was just someone's PG-rated bestiality wank material. God, I hope so.


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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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elouise wrote:
GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

It's not the idea of a dog drinking human breast milk that is so disturbing to me, it's the idea of a dog suckling on its owner's nipple. Pump that shiitake!

I was going to reply that pumping is uncomfortable but I think the mother-child bond one would chemically form with one's own dog is pretty uncomfortable sounding as well.

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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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elouise wrote:
GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

It's not the idea of a dog drinking human breast milk that is so disturbing to me, it's the idea of a dog suckling on its owner's nipple. Pump that shiitake!


I couldn't put my finger on what bothered me about it, but this is it.

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elouise wrote:
GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

It's not the idea of a dog drinking human breast milk that is so disturbing to me, it's the idea of a dog suckling on its owner's nipple. Pump that shiitake!


Yep, this is what gets to me too.

eta: Also the pornographic-sounding "You liked that, didn't you?" makes me uncomfortable.


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I squeezed out some milk, and wiped it around my nipple. Within seconds, her long, pink tongue was gently licking my skin. It tickled at first, but then, as she started suckling away, it didn’t feel much different to having Tasha there. ‘You liked that, didn’t you girl?’ I said, as she gently pawed my chest.


Pretty sure this woman writes bad beastiality porn in her spare time.

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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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abbierae wrote:
elouise wrote:
GuiltyofBeingSprite wrote:
no worse than a human drinking a non human's milk

It's not the idea of a dog drinking human breast milk that is so disturbing to me, it's the idea of a dog suckling on its owner's nipple. Pump that shiitake!


I couldn't put my finger on what bothered me about it, but this is it.


Me too. I understand pumping sucks, but it can't be much worse than Fido's fangs on your shiitake. Also, the blatant niche-porn description.

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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 22, 2011 9:48 pm 
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Ok, something just suceeded the ending of Grapes of Wrath as my highest ick factor breast feeding scenario.

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I am currently breastfeeding a newborn, and I've had to put my laundry basket out of my dogs' reach because they LOVE to lick and chew on my soaked nursing pads and bras. Icky, maybe, but they evidently think that shiitake is delicious. I have no doubt they would nurse if I would let them (I will not). They are mammals, they think I'm they're mom, it makes sense.


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 Post subject: Re: Pleassssssseeeee be a sick joke!
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I recall one or two stories at LLL about puppies really liking human milk.
One was a get relief type story, but about a "friend."


oh, that's La Leche League.

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