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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:15 am 
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The fact that you all like talking to me so much clearly shows that I would not want you to get blown up outside a halal butcher in Kabul. So as far as I am concerned your all exceptions, even if you are poor!

So the way to get out of the draft is to like you?

I'm forked...


Good thing you're already in Canada.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(


I thought that was the point.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Katiecarlos wrote:
You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(


I wish I could stick my finger up your butt.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Katiecarlos, you haunt my dreams...


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Katiecarlos wrote:
You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(

And you said you weren't a troll...

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:18 am 
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You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(


I wish I could stick my finger up your butt.


I lol'd! if you read my comments in that other thread, I did not like that. I had one guy that did it slowly once years ago and it was ok. But that time, ugh.


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Katiecarlos wrote:
Tofulish wrote:
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You do not have to tell me you like me, all the attention I am getting is proof enough! I am flattered! I wish we could get back on point :(


I wish I could stick my finger up your butt.


I That's very funny!'d! if you read my comments in that other thread, I did not like that. I had one guy that did it slowly once years ago and it was ok. But that time, ugh.

Was he using lube? Lube and patience are the way to asstown.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:20 am 
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Well, alrighty then.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:21 am 
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Well, it's true.


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Well, alrighty then.


Asstown wasn't a prerequisite at Dildo U?


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:22 am 
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wait!! i want to know if my life has value! i am gainfully employed! but i dropped out of university! but i'm not fat! but my job is supporting a student with complex disabilities to attend a dildo liberal arts college! but maybe i shouldn't call it that because it's a jesusy college! also i take antidepressants which maybe means i'm weak! i need answers!


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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mel c wrote:
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Well, alrighty then.


Asstown wasn't a prerequisite at Dildo U?


Exactly. That's enough guff out of you, poor librarian. And don't even start going on about your PhD from Ponce U.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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I only go to Asstown to go to Whole Foods.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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Maybe we need to come up with an equation to figure this out. I am pretty good with excel!


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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j-dub wrote:
Was he using lube? Lube and patience are the way to asstown.


Not standing behind someone telling them to relax?

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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I think goodlooking people can be exempt from the draft. Being fun to look at is as good as having a successful career. Please PM me pictures (nudes) and I'll let you guys know if you should be drafted.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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whichsarah wrote:
wait!! i want to know if my life has value! i am gainfully employed! but i dropped out of university! but i'm not fat! but my job is supporting a student with complex disabilities to attend a dildo liberal arts college! but maybe i shouldn't call it that because it's a jesusy college! also i take antidepressants which maybe means i'm weak! i need answers!

Do you smoke crack? Are you washed, or unwashed? Do you have a lawyer and/or $15 million?

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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I don't think Asstown needs an equation. Just a map, and maybe some lube.


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:28 am 
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Won't you take me to Asstown?! Won't you take me to Asstown?!


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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You know being in third world countries offers ample opportunities for trips to asstown. Benefit of the draft!


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mel c wrote:
I don't think Asstown needs an equation. Just a map, and maybe some lube.

And patience, damn it! Don't you people listen? There's important stuff going on in this here thread.

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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
PostPosted: Tue Feb 01, 2011 12:32 am 
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You know being in third world countries offers ample opportunities for trips to asstown. Benefit of the draft!


I'm not quite sure what you're implying here. The time honored military tradition of raping the locals?


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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mel c wrote:
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You know being in third world countries offers ample opportunities for trips to asstown. Benefit of the draft!


I'm not quite sure what you're implying here. The time honored military tradition of raping the locals?

Maybe the end of Don't Ask, Don't Tell?


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 Post subject: Re: Patriarchal Military Commercials
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