Has anyone else seen the 5-hour energy drink commercials that try to convince you that drinking coffee is inconvenient.
You have to put coffee in a drip coffee maker and press the on button! You have to wait in line while someone else makes your coffee! You have to add your own sugar! You have to hold a cup! You have to, yes, drink 6-ounces-or-so of coffee! The horror!
And jeans are just TOO HARD to put on!