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I've had only one crush in the last two years, but she's married now and her husband actually sounds like a nice guy. So whatever. forking nice, happy people. Who needs 'em.

I have a crush on hoveringdog.
He likes puffins. He's smart. He's a self-proclaimed loner.

<3

Ditto

i have a crush on a guy who lives in d.c.

he said he's planning on visiting after the new year!!

Not to ruin the mystique, but I wouldn't describe myself as a loner. I actually like people. I just suck at making friends.

I get teased for being a little bit of a boy enthusiast. I have two crushes and they are both creative and intelligent vegan boys. Either would fit perfectly into my fantasy of making out on a giant slab of tofu while holding baby lambs. Is that creepy?

Crush invited me to a show tonight. I had to show up really late but the part I did get to see was AWESOME, and a local band so I am looking forward to seeing them again. We talked a bunch afterward too and at one point he was being very affectionate, but he was a bit drunk and I don't know him well enough to know if that's how he just is with everyone when he's drinking or not. Also he texted me after I left to say it was really nice to see me.

And yes, I think the giant slab of tofu fantasy is creepy. I don't think making out on it or the presence of lambs makes it more or less creepy though, I just think being on a huge slab of tofu would be gross.

Haha, yea it's not a real fantasy, and I imagine that it would be pretty gnarly and rather crumbly. The thought of it kind of reminds me of a dream I had a few years ago where I for some reason was ashamedly spilling rotten milk on my naked body in front of a (terrible) boy I was seeing and my family. I thought that dream was disturbing and disgusting, but when I told a male friend about it to try to decipher the meaning he seemed pretty stoked on it. He also reads a lot of comics though and is not vegan. To each their own.

I do think it's a good sign that your crush invited you out! Regardless of what happens it seems like you guys are friends and that's never a bad thing!

my disgustingly inappropriate, insanely intense crush has thankfully waned.
I really didn't need that bullshiitake in my life

yup

and mumbles too

do ppkrushes count?

I have a mild crush on a barista at a coffeeshop I go to semi-regularly. I assume he's anywhere from 2-5 years younger than me, but it still makes me feel like a cougar.

2-5 years is nothing. Try a decade.

So...my crush and I have been talking and texting a lot more. :3 And last week he had the night off but I was still working, so he dropped by to still have our little coffee cake date after we closed. *SQUEE* We ended up staying in the store until midnight. Two hours after everyone had finished closing! XD

I wanna get him something for Christmas...maybe bake something? I've brought in cupcakes from VCTOTW before, and everyone at my work loved them and were surprised they were vegan. Anyway..would it be weird if I made him a cake or something? XD I just feel like that'd be awkward.

Help meh, PPK! What should I geeettt hiiiim? If it helps at all, he loves surfing and kittens. Hahaha

I apologize if it sounded like I meant you didn't like people.
I still have a crush on you. From afar.

i don't remember the last time I had a crush on someone who wasn't a ppker

loner ain't the same as misanthrope. I'm a loner, but I like people ok. well, some people haha.

Me too. Except crush flirts with me sometimes. FML.

the first time through, i thought this said baby limbs. my answer to your question is the same either way.

but I have SO MANY.

Boys are so wonderful. I love making eyes at all the beauties that I pass while walking around.. or to my boyfriend's apartment. Still have the biggest crush on him though, so it's all right.. Right?

I have a huge crush on a man I know who I first met in April at a gig (I was playing in my band, which I'm in with my long-term boyfriend who I live with) and was blown away by his performance with his band. I was so impressed by his work that I found some more through his band's Myspace page to his own solo work. He's a truly talented songwriter and is beautiful to behold. He also has a dark troubled nature which I find almost irresistible in tall, dark complexioned men (it's part of the reason I fell in love with my boyfriend).

I've had an impressive boner for him since I met him and it's hard to avoid bumping into him from time to time. Nottingham isn't a large city, we are both musicians and there are a finite amount of music venues and promoters here, so it's pretty much inevitable that our paths will cross from time to time and add more fuel to the fire of my crush.